would you remarry?

thunderblade · Post by **thunderblade** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:40 pm

Would You Remarry?

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife
looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- complete silence --

HUSBAND: "s#@t!"

Post by **Panzerfaust** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:43 pm

Silence is Golden

Ncatyl · Post by **Ncatyl** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:29 am

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do, to you."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Because nobody could replace you."

WIFE: "Really?"

HUSBAND: "Yep. Luv ya hon. G'night" /e smooch

Done! Not only will I get lucky, breakfast will be waiting, and I don't have to call the attorney.

Cymry · Post by **Cymry** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:49 am

My husband once told me that, if he died first, he wanted me to have him stuffed and mounted in a "natural" position on the couch. I replied that that was fine with me, and, not to worry, I wouldn't let my next husband wear any of his clothes.

The subject hasn't been brought up since.

thenetworkgod · Post by **thenetworkgod** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:58 pm

You can't win.

Ever.

Oof · Post by **Oof** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 1:47 pm

I think Ncatyl had the properly formulated answer, but only the ladies in the forum can really answer. The problem is, I don't know if they'll share the answer with us.

Post by **Panzerfaust** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 2:07 pm

Cymry wrote:My husband once told me that, if he died first, he wanted me to have him stuffed and mounted in a "natural" position on the couch. I replied that that was fine with me, and, not to worry, I wouldn't let my next husband wear any of his clothes.

The subject hasn't been brought up since.

hehe

I told my wife that when I die, cremate me and mix me in chocolate and give it to everyone. So, I will be with all of them .... for about 24 hours.

thenetworkgod · Post by **thenetworkgod** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:36 am

Panzerfaust wrote:
Cymry wrote:My husband once told me that, if he died first, he wanted me to have him stuffed and mounted in a "natural" position on the couch. I replied that that was fine with me, and, not to worry, I wouldn't let my next husband wear any of his clothes.

The subject hasn't been brought up since.
hehe

I told my wife that when I die, cremate me and mix me in chocolate and give it to everyone. So, I will be with all of them .... for about 24 hours.

Somehow I suddenly feel good about being so far away from you

Heatmiser · Post by **Heatmiser** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:04 pm

Female: Does this make me look fat?

Translation: I feel like getting into an argument. So lets have at it.

So when your wife or girlfriend asks you that question the proper answer is:
Get up. Run out of the house. Come back later with flowers.