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kerosene · Post by **kerosene** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 1:37 am

What no witty comments this time sarac, just BUMP

Sarac · Post by **Sarac** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 1:40 am

how about, I BURNT MY HAND ON A 1990 KATANA 600 THE FIRST TIME IT RAN IN OVER A YEAR HOLDING OPEN THE CARB

Saphyria · Post by **Saphyria** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 1:56 am

A post from a friend's webblog. They were looking for a house and meeting with various real estate agents:

We had a run in with a really bad real estate agent and if we run into her again, I'd like to catch her off guard.

(here are some of the replies he got in his comments)

Is it possible to get a house with no bathrooms?

How much if we throw you into the deal?

If we give you the child, can we knock 10 grand off the price?

Are those breasts real? (granted this has nothing to do with real estate, but it will flip her out just the same?)

Anything in pink?

Are you going to do a credit check? Why? ........no reason.

Your not going to check where the money is coming from are you?......becuase I would like to pay in cash.......small unmarked bills.

Help me, she isn't my real wife. I think she might have had her killed.

At what time can I begin making deep, sustained booming sounds?

Do you think anyone would notice if a few of the neighborhood kids came up missing?

Which houses in the area have alarm systems?

Paper or Plastic?

Now since you're a "full service agency", you pay the mortgage right?

Where is the nearest massage parlor and how much for a "happy ending"?

Have you ever had that "not so fresh feeling"?

The people around here don't belive in that Megan's Law Myth do they?

Are you wearing panties?

Because I am.

Where can I park my plane?

Is it ok, if my rotweilers just run free? They do so hate being chained up.

My house comes with grass? Can it be smoked?

How do the neighbors feel about freebasing?
Shooting it up then?
How about just selling it?

Is there a place on the house I can fly my French flag proudly? How about my Rosie O'Donell Down with the NRA posters.

If I am not related to any of the neighbors here.....can I still have relations with them?

Can we sound proof the garage? My band. Creeping Fungus only likes to practice after midnight, before the sun comes up.

How about the neighbors garage?

So, does this house come with bleeding walls like in that movie? My wife and I recently became involved in Santoria, and that would be a huge bonus!

Just out of curiosity, if I wanted to, oh say, hide human remains in the crawl space, how many do you think this house could accomodate?

Now, when you say "half bath" does that mean that I can't do a number 2 in there?

Hey - this soil is PERECT for my mariju....uuh, garden.

Are there any local housing codes saying I can't paint the outside blue and orange?

What? No holding cells in the basement?

If I declare my house 'clothing-optional', does that include my front lawn?

What knockers! (while standing on the front porch, staring at the door, of course.)

How far is the nearest graveyard? Do they have a security patrol at night?

How tall a tower will the local zoning regs allow me to build?

TUSAMI · Post by **TUSAMI** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 9:11 am

Sarac · Post by **Sarac** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 9:35 pm

some mexicans came up to me while i was up rooting a little palm tree and asked for work so i told them sorry i think we just finished thanks though and the little kid smiled as i slipped him a 5 and his dad just glowered

TUSAMI · Post by **TUSAMI** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 1:17 am

Sarac · Post by **Sarac** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 6:16 pm

this has gotta be close to 12 pages, isnt this some kind of record? it has to be lol,

TUSAMI · Post by **TUSAMI** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 7:00 pm

almost

Oof · Post by **Oof** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 9:12 pm

Keeping alive the memory of Riyadh's vacation when he visited the lifestone is worth 12 pages, surely?

TUSAMI · Post by **TUSAMI** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 10:42 pm

U bet !!

Sassy · Post by **Sassy** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 11:26 pm

Is this the page turner?

Sassy · Post by **Sassy** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 11:26 pm

Hhmm..that wasn't it.

Sarac · Post by **Sarac** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 4:42 am

page twelve here i come HAHA im gonna get it

Sarac · Post by **Sarac** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 4:43 am

12-1 2-6 3-4 factors of 12, prime factors of 12 are 2*2*3

Sarac · Post by **Sarac** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 4:44 am

12 BUMP

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I have an announcement!

hmm?

lol

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must get 12

must get 12