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by Uoe » Fri Mar 14, 2003 12:14 pm
Rule #1 :When drinking alone it's best to keep your shoes on (you never know where you might end up wandering).
Rule #2 : When drinking alone it's best to keep your feet under you and on the ground, preferrably with shoes on.
Rule #3 : When drinking alone or with a group, never, and I mean never, let 'em know you fell down. Always refer to your position on the floor as your "special resting place". And no I wasn't sleeping I was "resting" my eyes.
My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am.
- Bubba
Uoe - Fix - Slew - Sprung