Hmmmmm

[Trekman]

Originally posted on the VN boards by Xanta_MT
OK so I was bored of the Passport thing being messed up. Here's an insight into the OTHER side of Dereth....

Copying Chat log to OMG.txt Run the command again with no parameters to end logging.
SpeclifeMelee runs you through!
You've lost your Gold Platemail Gauntlets, your Silver Scailmail Cuirass, your 40 flaming Djarids, your War Magic Tessera, your Diamond Morningstar, your
Emerald, your Ruby Heavy Bracelet and your Apple!
Sixth Sense: Lifestone, 83.9S 9.6E
You say "Ow"
Virindi Executor points and laughs
Banderling Mauler says, "Olthoi Brood Noble says, "Ow"....LOL I thought you guys were meant to be tough"
You say, "Yeah yeah, I was lagging, he got lucky. You seem to be here too, tough guy."
Olthoi Noble says to your fellowship, "oh man...he looted you!"
The Thunder of N00b crushing Drudge Skulker is followed by the deafening silence of death!
Drudge Skulker says, "Mommy!"
You say to your fellowship, "WHAT? Well, I have a chat log going, I'm going to post this on the boards"
Banderling Mauler says, "um..well I looked for fire vuln on my spellbar and it wasn't there...I think my brother messed up my spells."
You are no longer protected by the Lifestone's magic!
You say to your fellowship, "Heading back...brt. Keep him there"
You say "Helkas Quareth"
The spell consumed the following components, Platinum Scarab, Red taper
Your spell fizzled.
Drudge Skulker says, "can sum1 buff me plz?"
Banderling Mauler says, "I can, one sec"
You say "Helkas Quareth"
The spell consumed the following components, Powdered Onyx, White taper, Rowan Talisman
Your spell fizzled.
You say, "dammit"
Drudge Skulker says, "I haev a body and vitea and have too log, plz help"
Tusker Guard is incinerated by BSD Campers Assault!
Banderling Mauler says, "wait wait, I'm working on it......WHERE are all my creature spells?!"
Tusker Guard says, "Nanas!!!"
Olthoi Noble says to your fellowship, "Hurry, we've got him running. He might recall"
You say to your fellowship, "Can't get my spells off..brt"
Banderling Mauler says, "OK what spells do you need?"
Extas Lugian is fatally punctured by Gimped Sword!
Drudge Skulker says, " I dunno"
Tusker Guard says, "NANAS!!!!!!"
Tusker Guard says, "NANAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You squelch Tusker Guard
Olthoi Noble says to your fellowship, "Spells??"
Banderling Mauler says, "I can buff your thrown weapon skill if you like.....my brother raves about it but I really don't see what all the fuss is about. I'll stick to UA."
Drudge Skulker says, "plz!"
You say to your fellowship, "DOH! I've been playing my Shadow Lieutenant most of the day.....I forgot. OK brt."
Sixth Sense: Sturdy Iron Key, 84.2S 9.1E
Sixth Sense: Sturdy Iron Key, 84.2S 9.1E
Banderling Mauler says, "Malar Hati"
Your Patron Olthoi Queen says to you, "Get to the mansion now.....we have probs"
Sixth Sense: Sturdy Iron Key, 84.2S 9.1E
Sixth Sense: Iron Platemail Leggings, 84.2S 9.1E
Virindi Executor is looking for new members of the Singularity XP Chain, join now. Resistance is futile.
Olthoi Royal Guard says on the co-vassals channel, "Get here NOW, Broodie, some humans got in."
Olthoi Noble says to your fellowship, "OMG I got him. W00t!"
Diamond Golem Died!
You say to your fellowship, "Nice one.....I'll brt to loot him. Make sure he gets nowhere near that body. Something's up at the Hive"
Diamond Golem says, "LOL, gotta love jumping off the Lighthouse"
Your Patron Olthoi Queen says to you, "I'm so mad right now. Turbine said in the patch notes that only those with access could get in here. They messed up again!"
Olthoi Soldier says to your fellowship, "You got it boss"
Banderling Mauler says, "DG you're nuts....but I thought you could make that jump already?"
Sixth sense: Battlemage, 86.1S 9.2E
Virindi Executor is selling Pre GSA, ebay item #4820392718
Diamond Golem says, "Yeah but I wanna do it with Bludgeon Vuln on me..it's kinda my favorite spell. Levelling got boring at about 270....gotta pass the time somehow "
Olthoi Brood Noble is looking for a portal to Marae or Holtburg please
Reroll's Lightning coruscates over Drudge Skulker's mortal remains!
Drudge Skulker says, "nooooooo I lost my brnmstone cap mushroom. PLZ HELP"
Your Patron Olthoi Queen says to you, "lol RG, you're bad"
Banderling Mauler sighs
Diamond Golem says, "Shurov Thiloi"
Banderling Mauler says, "Where are you hunting?"
Olthoi Royal Guard says on the co-vassals channel, "hehe yup...but really. Wanna make baby bugs after we clear out these humans?"
Olthoi Royal Guard says on the co-vassals channel, "oops"
Drudge Skulker says, "Holtburg...my patron said to stya there until I was level 10, but its to hard"
You say on the co-vassals channel, "OMG lol......busted"
Olthoi Brood Noble is looking for a portal to Marae or Holtburg please
Virindi Executor says, "Dude unsquelch the monkey, he has a question for you"
Olthoi Soldier says to your fellowship, "Eeek Imperil VI, help!"
You say "ok"
Tusker Guard tells you, "HAEV U GOT NANAs???????????"
You squelch Tusker Guard
You squelch the account associated with Tusker Guard
You say "Dammit Vinny"
Virindi Executor points and laughs.
You say "c'mon...I KNOW you have Marae tied...help me out here. You and your buddies are always raving about the XP there. You owe me after that."
Olthoi Noble says to your fellowship, "Better hurry, there are two of them now. Soldier just managed to get away but it was close"
Virindi Executor sighs
Virindi Executor says, "alright....this time. N00b."
You say "yeah yeah yeah whatever....the portal please?"
Virindi Executor says, "Roiga Thiloi"
You say "ty"
Virindi Executor says, "whatever"
You say "wtf?"
Virindi Master cast Bludgeoning Vulnerability Other VI on you!
You evaded Tusker Slave!
You evaded Tumideon Hollow Minion!
You evaded Tusker Slave!
Tumideon Hollow Minion crushes your chest for 112 points of bludgeoning damage
You evaded Tusker Slave!
You evaded Tusker Slave!
Tumideon Hollow Minion crushes your upper leg for 73 points of bludgeoning damage
You evaded Tusker Slave!
You resist the spell cast by Virindi Master!
You evaded Tusker Slave!
You tell Virindi Executor, "You BASTARD"
You evaded Tumideon Hollow Minion!
You evaded Tusker Slave!
You evaded Tumideon Hollow Minion!
Virindi Executor tells you, "LOL"
Drudge Ravener tried and failed to cast a spell at you!
You say to your fellowship, "ARGH FORGET IT"
You evaded Tumideon Hollow Minion!
You evaded Tusker Slave!
You evaded Tusker Slave!
The Magic of Asheron flows through you.
Olthoi Brood Noble is recalling home

[Aristal]

you had me going for a min....but only a min

[Storm Goddess]

That is so FUNNY!

Storm Goddess