I came to Solclaim,'bout a month ago,
After making my char, the very best bow,
I knew with no doubt, my bow it would rule,
I'd thrash all those reds, who think they're so cool.
Let me tell you...
It's so easy beeee-ing red!
Soon I was at, the stage to compete,
I went to great Bael, and prayed at his feet.
I told Khaz-Modaan, your day now has come!
The life-stone will flinch, my bow it will hum!
'Cause...
It's so easy beeee-ing red!
He got on my nerves! He just laughed at me!
I shot at his head. He fired spells at me.
He only lucked out, to crit hit me dead,
I know I'm the best! My bow he will dread!
He can't scare me...
It's so easy beeee-ing red!
That Pipi Mage thinks he's it and a bit,
Telling me, "It hurts less if you sit".
I drew back my bow, took aim for his grin..
T'was really just lag, that then made him win.
I still know...
It's so easy beeee-ing red!
Now it was time, to teach that dude Phred,
For telling me that, I'm too new to be red.
He said, "Let me teach, you one thing or two,
You should not be red, at just fifty-two!"
Yeah right..
It's so easy beeee-ing red!
He said, "Come on then, duel me if you can"
And started to dance, so I laughed at the man.
It was so unfair he shot at me then,
He won by default, so I dueled him again.
'Cause...
It's so easy beeee-ing red!
The reds came to watch, and yell at me: "Run!"
I knew that this time, my kill would be fun.
I guess I should not, have called myself 'Dread',
They tease now and say, "Dread is now Dead".
Maybe...
It's not easy beeee-ing red!
It made me upset, I cursed quite a lot,
Panzerfaust yelled, so more angry I got.
Flanker then came, and said, "Hear me son,
"You're better off white, if you don't want to run".
I guess...
It's not easy beeee-ing red!
I should have not said, "I wanted to fight".
Flanker then raised a great wall of light.
I let him then lead me back to be white,
And said my sorry's, my tongue I did bite.
"cause...
It's not easy beeee-ing red!
Today I just saw, a red fifty-two,
I said to him "Man, you're really too new"
He said back to me, "Come watch and you'll see,
I can thrash anyone, they won't better me!"
Hey man...
It's not easy beeee-ing red!
I watched as he tried, to kill Tree-Top dead,
Who hit him so hard, the life-stone it bled.
He said then, "I lagged. You would not have won".
So Bruni then came, to show how it's done.
Hey man...
It's not easy beeee-ing red!
Arrows then flew, from a much greater bow,
As I sadly watched, now something I know.
He tried to then make, Bruni his foe,
But Bruni's return put an end to the show.
Let me tell you...
It's not easy beeee-ing red!
No...
It's not easy beeee-ing red!
(C) July 2003, Opti Silmara
Opti
I'm in a writing mood.. and seems I will have to be offline for almost a week with my move.. so there will be more where that came from! 
