A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say, "Nice tie."
Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and the bartender at the end of the bar. A few sips later, the voice said, "Beautiful shirt."
At this, the man called the bartender over. "Hey, I must be losing my mind," he told the bartender. "I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and there's not a soul in here but us."
"It's the peanuts," answered the bartender.
"Say what?" replied the man in disbelief.
"You heard me," said the barkeep. "It's the peanuts...they're complimentary."
Going nuts
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Nauscicaa
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Going nuts
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to.
So that when they turn their backs on you.
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.
So that when they turn their backs on you.
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.
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Sassy
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Work like you don't need the money, love
like you've never been hurt, and dance like you do when nobody's watching."
Work like you don't need the money, love
like you've never been hurt, and dance like you do when nobody's watching."
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Flanker
- The Farm King
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/e shoots the messenger
Panzerfaust tells you "Flanker -- stay right where you are -- i'm coming over to open a can of high grade whoop ass for ya.
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Panzerfaust
- Monarch
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Culticon
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Culticon level 203 Grief BM 
