Ahhh, to live in the south.

Pee-Wee · Post by **Pee-Wee** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 4:20 pm

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/South/06/13/ ... index.html

Yes, and at the exact same time, across town...

1) Merlene recieved an anal probe from "Space Aliens"
2) The Johnson family home fell off it's cinder block foundation, crushing 6 dogs.
3) The tornado.. "just come outta nowhar"
4) 'Bubba' Jones made his final payment on his 1977 Firebird
5) Tynerion and Pee-Wee throw another dead animal in the back of Tynerion's pickem'-up truck.
6) 'Peanut' Perterson, in a shotgun wedding, is forced to marry the family pig.
7) 'Cooter' Wilson holds a "Welcome Home" party for his wife who spent the week filming with Jerry Springer, on his "Women who love their own brothers" show.

Pee-Wee · Post by **Pee-Wee** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 5:02 pm

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Northeast/06 ... index.html

Buncha' stupid Yankees...

Sparkie · Post by **Sparkie** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 5:31 pm

My Pa sez i'm the best kisser in the county

Neuslayer · Post by **Neuslayer** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 10:05 pm

oh, now Sparkie, that is a big case of TMI. TMI!!!!!!!!!!