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by Pee-Wee » Sun Apr 06, 2003 3:47 pm
Phade Phade Phade Phade... Why do you think you have to SMILE, when you are on the phone? Don't you know what "false sincerity" is?
Just do what I do, after every pause, stick your tongue out at the phone and flip them off. It works wonders for the soul.
Oh, and for the throat... Eat a nice toasted slice of Owens insulation and wash it down with a tall warm glass of rubbing alcohol.
Otherwise... Just take a hammer and steadily beat your pinky finger until you forget about the pain in your throat.