Top 10 reasons I love being a teacher

Stephlon · Post by **Stephlon** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:00 pm

10. In theory I'm smarter than everyone around me
9. I get called a F&*#ing Douchebag in class
8. I'm chief off the makeout patrol
7. I get to yell at people for doing stipid stuff...like failing
6. I make fun of them without them realizing it (refer to #10)
5. I'm the ONLY male teacher in the school
4. Thurogh testing for eating school lunches over a lifetime can be conducted in the hopes of finding what the hell they really put in sloppy joes.
3. Dealing with parents (again #10)
2. Students might actually learn something
1. I GET DAYS OFF FOR THE WEATHER SUCKING (-40 below)!!!

Woot, see you all in game today

Post by **Panzerfaust** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:58 pm

I teach at a college. None of that is true for me.

Now, Keeb is the chief of makeout patrol. But, he's trying to makeout. I just hope it isn't with the students.

Stephlon · Post by **Stephlon** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:52 pm

I didnt know you taught Panz. What subjects do you teach, snappy insults and put downs?

Post by **Panzerfaust** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:58 pm

Yes

I teach the advanced stuff. Degradations 6000 level

Nakamuro Zataki · Post by **Nakamuro Zataki** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:44 pm

Magickid2002 · Post by **Magickid2002** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 10:47 pm

so teachers really here us when we say stuff under our breath. all those years I thought I was just really bad at english.

GK

Cymry · Post by **Cymry** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 12:03 am

I have a few of my own, in the style of "you might be a redneck . . ."

You might be a Pre-K teacher if . . .

1. You wake up in the morning (or middle of the night) with "The Wheels on the Bus" running through your head.

2. You love the smell of Playdough in the morning.

3. You see a child in a store somewhere acting out and automatically threaten to make him/her sit out for 5 minutes.

4. You can come up with 10 creative ways to use any of the following in art projects: toilet paper tubes, tin foil, plastic wrap, old magazines, wrapping paper, dried beans, etc.

5. You can (and do) color macaroni or rice for art projects.

6. Your reading repertoire includes books by Dr. Seuss, Eric Carle, and Ezra Jack Keats.

7. You understand the 4-year-old's fascination with boogers, farts, and burps.

8. You know that the list of bad words include "stupid" and "shut up."

9. You know how to make oobleck.

10. You are not afraid to pick up things like bugs and worms.

11. Snot and throw-up don't scare you. In fact, nothing scares you by now.

12. You can stay cool under pressure, like when someone puts a bead up his/her nose.

13. Being poked CONSTANTLY on the shoulder no longer bothers you.

14. You are not afraid to sit down in Housekeeping and let the girls "fix" your hair.

15. You sometimes go all day wearing stickers or bead jewelry made by "your kids" without a second thought to how you look.

16. You are always delighted to get up to 20 of the following as a holiday gift: stuffed animals, chocolate, coffee mugs, fake flowers, bath sets, picture frames, hand lotion, and you receive each one as if it's the only gift of its kind you've ever gotten.

17. No matter what they do or how crazy they make you sometimes, you still love them like your own!