9 Things I Hate About Everyone

[Keebler]

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


2 People who are willing to get off their @$$ to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.


3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?


4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their @$$!


5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.


6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.


8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?



9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumb@$$?



hehe

Keeb

[thenetworkgod]

lol

[Panzerfaust]

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

I do!

2 People who are willing to get off their @$$ to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

Cuz I don't wanna look for it again later!!


3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

Unless it's a urinal cake


4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their @$$!

Maybe I had two of them.

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.


It's better than "Did you smell that?"

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

I always respond "That's One. Want another?"

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

Think "Silicone" -- NEW and IMPROVED!


8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

I can't come up with anything witty, so this is it -- actually, I can, but I would have to moderate it

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumb@$$?

Why would I be riding the bus and then why would I be talking to other weirdos that ride the bus?

hehe

Keeb

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[Stephlon]

Enter Panz, squasher of dreams

[Panzerfaust]

HAHA -- stop it - you're killin me

[Laseirna]

i have a lot more than 9 things that I hate about people

Right now I hate my kitties! Pesky little critters! I got a beautiful bouquet of flowers from my hubby for valentine's day. This is an unusual event even at valentines! (he once tried to tell me he was romantic and I laughed at his face ) Darn pesky kitties are eating my bouquet then puking it all back up!!

[Panzerfaust]

ick!

[Nash the slash]

now theres a visual we could of all done without...

[Keebler]

At least they aren't eating it again


Keeb

[Cymry]

Ewww, Keeb!! Yet another mental picture we could have done without!!

[Oof]

Yay for Keeb! You can always count on Keeb being dependable. Keebler, I, for one, appreciate your dependability at always pointing out the positive in the situations because you're right, it's much better that they aren't eating it again.

[lightninggod2]

ya wanna really be annoying?

heres what ya do...



after each sentence that some one else says you say....


Hmmmmm,, Thats what you think.... then look at them with a raised brow...


it will PO that person almost every single time...


or spray lysol on every thing some one touches:)