friday humor

thunderblade · Post by **thunderblade** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:45 pm

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a
sheer lingerie for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from
$250 to $500 in price; the more it is sheer, the
higher the price.

He opts for the one that is most sheer, pays the
$500 and takes the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go
upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so
sheer that it might as well be nothing.

I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked,
return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for
myself."

So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a
pose.

The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for
$500, they'd at least iron it!"

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday

Post by **Panzerfaust** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 5:10 pm

hehe -- I tell that joke all the time -- I would hold off on telling it at the senior center. Tapioca sticks to EVERYTHING.