Two little old ladies were attending a rather long church service.
One leaned over and whispered, "My butt is going to sleep."
"I know," replied her companion, "I heard it snore three times."
And I have heard that he who farts in church sits in his own pew
This to..shall pass
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shindhiog: well when I take over the world, everything will be dangerous and outlawed, everyone will eat engineered food paste