Staring down the barrel...of my DNA!
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Staring down the barrel...of my DNA!
Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma (uncle, dad's side)
Basal Carcinoma (mom & aunt on dad's side)
Alzheimer's (gramma, dad's side)
Prostritis (dad & every uncle I got on both sides)
Stroke (grampa, dad's side)
Macular Degeneration (dad)
Malignant brain tumor (grampa, mom's side)
Diabetes (grampa, dad's side)
Male Pattern Baldness (all gramps & uncles chrome-domed by 60)
Heart Attack (grampa, dad's side)
Acute Peretonitis (aunt, mom's side)
And people wonder why I don't give a hooey about my health?!?
/e lights one up, grabs beer, heads to garden for fresh herbs to make pasta with LOTS of cheese.
Basal Carcinoma (mom & aunt on dad's side)
Alzheimer's (gramma, dad's side)
Prostritis (dad & every uncle I got on both sides)
Stroke (grampa, dad's side)
Macular Degeneration (dad)
Malignant brain tumor (grampa, mom's side)
Diabetes (grampa, dad's side)
Male Pattern Baldness (all gramps & uncles chrome-domed by 60)
Heart Attack (grampa, dad's side)
Acute Peretonitis (aunt, mom's side)
And people wonder why I don't give a hooey about my health?!?
/e lights one up, grabs beer, heads to garden for fresh herbs to make pasta with LOTS of cheese.
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Well, upside is everyone's lived to seventy-something excepting one uncle and aunt. Plus, everyone besides gramma has retained their faculties to the end. And, at least none has been "untimely" (aka. car crash, etc.).
'Course, seeing as everyone lived pretty much how they wanted to, it's not that bleak at all. Excepting the prostritis thing...I hear that really sux!

'Course, seeing as everyone lived pretty much how they wanted to, it's not that bleak at all. Excepting the prostritis thing...I hear that really sux!

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If deceases were poker cards you'd have a royal flush right there... 

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Hejsa Naka - din gale svenskerNakamuro Zataki wrote:If deceases were poker cards you'd have a royal flush right there...

Hvordan står det til i sverige? Cool at rygning er forbudt nu, håber det samme sker i danmark!!

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All I ever needed
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*wonders what the swedish -> english web translators will make out of this*
Alla tiders, vi har lite blött väder just nu, men man ska inte klaga. Har precis köpt lägenhet nu, ska börja renovera och flyttar in där inom några veckor.
Alla tiders, vi har lite blött väder just nu, men man ska inte klaga. Har precis köpt lägenhet nu, ska börja renovera och flyttar in där inom några veckor.
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Cool - hvor? og hvor stor?Nakamuro Zataki wrote:*wonders what the swedish -> english web translators will make out of this*
Alla tiders, vi har lite blött väder just nu, men man ska inte klaga. Har precis köpt lägenhet nu, ska börja renovera och flyttar in där inom några veckor.
Har selv en i københavn

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All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here, in my arms.
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All I ever needed
Is here, in my arms.

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Re: Staring down the barrel...of my DNA!
Barrel of a GunNcatyl wrote:Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma (uncle, dad's side)
Basal Carcinoma (mom & aunt on dad's side)
Alzheimer's (gramma, dad's side)
Prostritis (dad & every uncle I got on both sides)
Stroke (grampa, dad's side)
Macular Degeneration (dad)
Malignant brain tumor (grampa, mom's side)
Diabetes (grampa, dad's side)
Male Pattern Baldness (all gramps & uncles chrome-domed by 60)
Heart Attack (grampa, dad's side)
Acute Peretonitis (aunt, mom's side)
And people wonder why I don't give a hooey about my health?!?
/e lights one up, grabs beer, heads to garden for fresh herbs to make pasta with LOTS of cheese.
Do you mean this horny creep
Set upon weary feet
Who looks in need of sleep
That doesn't come
This twisted, tortured mess
This bed of sinfulness
Who's longing for some rest
And feeling numb
What do you expect of me
What is it you want?
Whatever you've planned for me
I'm not the one
A vicious appetite
It visits me each night
And won't be satisfied
Won't be denied
An unbearable pain
A beating in my brain
That leaves the mark of cain
Right here inside
What am I supposed to do?
When everything that I've done
Is leading me to conclude
I'm not the one
Chorus: Whatever I've done
IT'S BEEN DOWN THE BARREL OF A GUN(chorus repeats three times)
Is there something you need from me?
Are you having your fun?
I never agreed to be
Your Holy One
Chorus: Whatever I've done
IT'S BEEN DOWN THE BARREL OF A GUN(chorus repeats three times)


You'll break the line and live 'till you're 120!
All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here, in my arms.
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All I ever needed
Is here, in my arms.

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