Monkey Island Problems / Monster Redistribution

Pee-Wee · Post by **Pee-Wee** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 4:36 pm

FINALLY, a reason for the problems with Monkey Island.

Microsoft/Turbine are at it again.

I think this is just going a little too far.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/South/03/12/ ... index.html

Where exactly is Covington, Louisiana? Isn't that close to Holtburg West?

Neuslayer · Post by **Neuslayer** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 5:16 pm

OMG, Pee-Wee!!! You hit the nail right on the head! Thanks for pointing that out.

Pee-Wee · Post by **Pee-Wee** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 5:19 pm

Anyone else get the picture in their head of Panzer, Keebler, Kerosene, Sassy, Tynerion, Ranger, and the rest of the DV group standing at the edge of the woods on Monkey island with a bunch of Nanners in their hands, waiting for Assailers to come running out?

"When they get hungry enough, they'll come back," Simon said.

Post by **Panzerfaust** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 5:24 pm

Look, it was an experiment that didn't go exactly as planned. I thought they were little monkees. You know the ones that sing "Day Dream Believer". It turns out, the really big monkies like Panzer Heiny marinated in vitae. A delicasy on AL.

Kfin · Post by **Kfin** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 6:07 pm

it aint funny i never laugh at animals paying for our curiousity.
Dont get me wrong i eat beef but damn man.
I hate humans.

Kfin · Post by **Kfin** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 6:09 pm

if they were assailers the scientist would be in big doodoo as i have a scientist uncle and know for fact he doesnt underbane

Pee-Wee · Post by **Pee-Wee** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 6:33 pm

A French site... (As you can tell from my sig, I could make all the jokes in the world about this).

http://metrofriends.free.fr/monkey/

"NICE ONE!
YOU SPANKED THE MONKEY AT
255 MILES PER HOUR"

Post by **Panzerfaust** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 7:20 pm

249, then 256- w00t

Phade · Post by **Phade** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 7:27 pm

Ook ook?

Dumoss · Post by **Dumoss** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 8:01 pm

Nice on you slapped the monkey at 385 miles per hour.

Tynerion · Post by **Tynerion** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 8:09 pm

"Good Job! You spanked the monkey so hard, his mothers teeth fell out!"

Pee-Wee · Post by **Pee-Wee** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 10:49 pm

I don't know why I'm proud of this...

Dumoss · Post by **Dumoss** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 10:54 pm

Well it looks like Pee-Wee has a lot of hair on his hands, from all the spanking he has been doing.

I think Pee-Wee can have the fastest Spanker award all to himself.

SmileyII · Post by **SmileyII** » Sun Mar 16, 2003 8:37 pm

430 Woot!!!