The following list of players are not in compliance with chain policy. I'd like to see everyone on this list in compliance by Friday.
Oof: Hello Mr. General Chain manager.

Debt: 359k PASSING!
Heatmiser: Bah. Yeah, Im on it too.

Debt: 500k PASSING!
Muneman: Uncommon for you to be down.

Debt: 2.7million PASSING!
Ly'sham Slik: Ditto for you. You rarely fail.

Debt: 9.5million PASSING!
Coji: XP? Yes, more please.

Debt: 2.9million PASSING!
Oneman: Less than a mill, but failing is failing.

Debt: 628k
Bruni: Hi. You're failing.

Debt: 3.5million PASSING!
Downy: Ground Control to Major Downy, UPLOAD your ACstats.
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Thunderblade: I'll have the Soup, with a side of XP please.

Debt: 3.3million PASSING!
Seabrook: ACstats called. It said it wants its UPLOAD.
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Ian Mac: Car 54 where are you?

Debt: 9.2million
Doko: Not common for you to be failing.

Debt: 2.5million PASSING!
Aero: XP. Its not just for breakfast anymore.

Debt: 12.7million
Veshirr: Lost in the sauce. All in the mustard trying to ketchup.

Debt:16.3million
Highto Last: Houston, we have a problem...

Debt:3.3million PASSING!
Ydnar: What is your favorite color? RED no BLUE.. aaarg..

Debt:1.1million PASSING!
Rabid Raptor IV: One word: YOWZA!

Debt:30.3million

Dark Epyon: If XP were electricity, you couldn't power a nightlight.

Debt:11.5million PASSING!
Borg: Et tu Borgai?

Debt:5.3million PASSING!
Fu Man Ki: Confusious say... Make me some XP sucka!

Debt:10.9million Requested Removal
Omicidio: Is your ACstats running? Better go catch it!

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Thank you for your time ladies and gentlemen. Your immediate attention to this matter would be greatly appreciated by your managers and your chain mates.