Rednecks in Iraq

[Keebler]

The pentagon annouced today the formation of a new 500
man elite fighting unit called the United States
Redneck special forces. These Alabama, Georgia,
Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee
and Texas boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been
only given only the following facts about Terrorists.

1..The season opened today.
2..There is no limit.
3..They taste just like chicken
4..They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5..They are Directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
6..Their favorite movie is "Brokeback Mountain"

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by
Friday..Get r done!



Keeb

[Flanker]

LOL am I the only one that finds that funny?

I have people that work for me that would fit right in.


Cheers

Flanker

[Keebler]

Hola Flanker!!!



Keeb

[Sarac]

i hate to say this, but that applies to my moms entire side of the family they came to the family reunion dressed in wife beaters, black jeanshorts, handle bar mustasches nascar hats, and combat boots, one had a tattoo of a tiger on one arm and a stripper on a pole on the other. and they actually play horse shoes, with toilet seats. not kidding, they welded up a steel object resembling a plunger to use as the post.

[Sinecter]

who will run the walmarts around missipi?! and buy all that chew, and hunt squierls and deer and smoke whole hogs (learned this from hicks at bmt)