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In the beginning....there was Bard.
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2003 4:19 pm
by Phred
In the beginning, there was Bardolan.
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2003 4:20 pm
by Phred
A lone soul caught up wandering alone
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2003 4:20 pm
by Phred
Which one is apt to do when they are alone
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2003 4:22 pm
by Phred
But then a strange new situation unfurled iself before the one who was alone known as Bardolan...but only known as that to himself because he was alone.
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2003 4:23 pm
by Phred
He wandered across a feild of farming... and realized.. he might not be alone, though the npc's vocabulary appeared to be rather limited, Bardolan talked to the farmer all the same.
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2003 4:25 pm
by Phred
But after many days of this unchangeing rhetoric, the one who was untill this point alone had a revilization....he shoudl go back to being alone before he too became like the farmer....repeating only the same line after the same line.....after all, when he was alone, he never ran out of differing converation.
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2003 4:26 pm
by Phred
Day by day, hour by hour, Bardolan grew in his soluitude...for when one is alone.. one tends to do things like that.
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2003 4:29 pm
by Phred
Traveling across the empty lands yeilded much for the alone one known as Bardolan to grow off of...drudges, rabbits, apricots, orangatangs, breakfast cereals, hyssop...
*The producers of this story wish to let you know that the narrator has just been sacked.*
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2003 4:30 pm
by Phred
Mind you Mosse bite can be pretty nasty.
*The people in charge of sacking the narrator of this film have jsut been sacked.*
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2003 4:32 pm
by Phred
Bardolan wandered forth into the lands of the moose, for the mosse was wise and majestic...
*The Producers of this thread wish it to be known that everyone remotley related to this thread have been sacked, thank yoiu for reading and have a nice day.*
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2003 9:01 am
by SMT
damn what drugs are you on guy
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2003 9:18 am
by Pee-Wee
Some good ones...
A Møøse once bit my sister ...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".
Møøse trained by TUTTE HERMSGERVORDENBROTBORDA
Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 11:16 pm
by Culticon
Only the Good Stuff
