My Freaky Little Monkey Named Earnest

Heatmiser · Post by **Heatmiser** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 3:38 pm

I have a little monkey I like to call Earnest, although his real name is James. He and I dance in a large 10'x10' cardboard box that I have constructed out of other boxes. The bottom of the box is lined with trash bags because sometimes Earnest likes to poop while he's dancing. Sometimes he'll drop one and I get inspired to drop my own, but since Im usually wearing pants that tends to get a bit messy, so I refrain from taking a dump while Earnest and I are dancing most of the time.

Earnest hates being called James. Im not sure why. When you call him James he flips out and starts getting all wacky. He gets all excited and throws up. I hate cleaning up monkey puke, so I only call him James when I have company over and I want them to leave, but don't want to be rude. I'll be all like, "My my my, you're a shiny little man, JAMES." or something like that, he'll be all like, "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHH OOOOOOOH OOH UH UH... Bleeeeeeooook." *ack* *cough* Then I'll be like ok, "Looks like JAMES is getting tired." and he'll throw up again. Then my friends will leave cause they don't want to help clean up monkey vomit.

So yeah, I call him Earnest mostly.

Sassy · Post by **Sassy** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 8:18 pm

Heatmiser, Smoker of Hyssop

'nuff said

Dezayn · Post by **Dezayn** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 8:20 pm

Ummmm....

/e raises his hand.

The instructor replies, "You have a question, Dez?"

Dez says, "I don't get it! Or, is that the point?"

The instructor replies, "Tsk, tsk! You have so much to learn. Why don't you go back to Casual Chain forum and stop wasting our time here."

Phade · Post by **Phade** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 12:45 pm

Ook ook?

Heatmiser · Post by **Heatmiser** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 1:53 pm

Indeed.

Culticon · Post by **Culticon** » Wed Feb 19, 2003 11:20 pm

I think I lost a few more brain cells reading that