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Monkey Island Problems / Monster Redistribution

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 4:36 pm
by Pee-Wee
FINALLY, a reason for the problems with Monkey Island.

Microsoft/Turbine are at it again.

I think this is just going a little too far.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/South/03/12/ ... index.html

Where exactly is Covington, Louisiana? Isn't that close to Holtburg West?

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 5:16 pm
by Neuslayer
OMG, Pee-Wee!!! You hit the nail right on the head! Thanks for pointing that out. :wink:

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 5:19 pm
by Pee-Wee
Anyone else get the picture in their head of Panzer, Keebler, Kerosene, Sassy, Tynerion, Ranger, and the rest of the DV group standing at the edge of the woods on Monkey island with a bunch of Nanners in their hands, waiting for Assailers to come running out?

"When they get hungry enough, they'll come back," Simon said.

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 5:24 pm
by Panzerfaust
Look, it was an experiment that didn't go exactly as planned. I thought they were little monkees. You know the ones that sing "Day Dream Believer". It turns out, the really big monkies like Panzer Heiny marinated in vitae. A delicasy on AL.

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 6:07 pm
by Kfin
it aint funny i never laugh at animals paying for our curiousity.
Dont get me wrong i eat beef but damn man.
I hate humans.

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 6:09 pm
by Kfin
if they were assailers the scientist would be in big doodoo as i have a scientist uncle and know for fact he doesnt underbane :)

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 6:33 pm
by Pee-Wee
A French site... (As you can tell from my sig, I could make all the jokes in the world about this).

http://metrofriends.free.fr/monkey/


"NICE ONE!
YOU SPANKED THE MONKEY AT
255 MILES PER HOUR"

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 7:20 pm
by Panzerfaust
249, then 256- w00t

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 7:27 pm
by Phade
Ook ook?

monkey

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 8:01 pm
by Dumoss
Nice on you slapped the monkey at 385 miles per hour.

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 8:09 pm
by Tynerion
"Good Job! You spanked the monkey so hard, his mothers teeth fell out!"

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 10:49 pm
by Pee-Wee
I don't know why I'm proud of this...

Image

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 10:54 pm
by Dumoss
Well it looks like Pee-Wee has a lot of hair on his hands, from all the spanking he has been doing.

I think Pee-Wee can have the fastest Spanker award all to himself.

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2003 8:37 pm
by SmileyII
430 Woot!!! :D