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It's time we all heard the truth...

Wimp Tinker fails to apply the Salvaged Special Sauce (100) (workmanship 6.75) to the Big Mac inscribed by Grimace, the target is destroyed.

Wimp Tinker fails to apply the Salvaged .32 Cent Stamp (100) (workmanship 7.02) to the Envelope inscribed by Pee-Wee, the target is destroyed.

Wimp Tinker fails to apply the Salvaged (100) (workmanship 8.50) to the , the target is destroyed (ouch).

Wimp Tinker fails to apply the Salvaged Normal Life (100) (workmanship 8.75) to the Pee-Wee inscribed by Some Tattoo Artist in the Philippines, the target is destroyed.

Those are just horrible results.

I demand we hold a trail to prevent this menace from being able to practice his craft.

He is a disgrace to genetic engineers everywhere

Yes.. and while he is on that "trail", maybe he can pick up some new woodland creatures that Pee-Wee can get to know better as an apology.

Ooooo thats a good idea.

When ever you do something bad, you punishment is to go out and find Pee-Wee a woman creature

Boy....that'll make ALOT of people behave

But then again it could have a different effect, we will just have to wait and see

Hey Pee-Wee, tried any female tuskers? I'm new to the guild so if you have, please don't bash me too hard

*In his best 'Homer' voice.

"Mmmmmmm Monkey Love".

Think thats bad Pee Wee? I got my tinker mule, cogline, to successfully destroy 11 lightning dirks in a row now. You know how hard it is to find a lightning dirk, with decent mods, craft 5 and under, with only 250 skill req? DANG HARD, with a buffed skill of 594, i have destroyed 11 in a row now. That Bites.

I will go with Lich on this one, it's not wimp that is bad. It's the person having him do the imbues thats the bad luck there.

Consider me reformed!!!!

Just don't make me find any new dates for pee-wee, that would be cruel and unusual punishment. Well, unusual at any rate.

Wimp Lo