Turbine Bob says: "I'd like to welcome everybody to the Tynerion haters club.. ermm.. The weekly staff meeting I mean. It's come to my attention that we have been slack recently in our duty to prevent Tynerion from leveling. Now I know we all have been busy with planning the Turbine company picnic, Bowling night, Bingo and the running of the bulls event, but really folks, we really need to get on top of this situation. He is almost level 90 now despite our best efforts to hamper him everywhere he turns. So let's look at where we have come so far. Tim, can you give us a recap of what has happened?"
Turbine Tim says: "Sure Bob, let's see.. We all know that we secretly replaced his Leadership Mastery VII spell with "Lag whenever a big monster is around XXI" a few months ago. That seems to be working pretty well with adding vitae. As well, we finally got the code in last week that turns any bags of steel that he is applying to his armor to gold just as it is used. I think his armor is now worth about 780,000 pyreal. Along with the spell switch, this seems to be helping him expand his vocabulary to include words I'd rather not discuss here."
Turbine Bob says: "Great, that's a good start. Now what do we have planned for this weekend? Mary?"
Turbine Mary says: "Well Bob, despite me having to referee the paper airplane flying contest this week, I have managed to devise some pretty good schemes to bring him to the brink of despair. Imagine this. Tynerion is standing at the mansion, minding his own business, when out of the blue a supposed "noob" asks him if he wouldn't mind vulning in the Olthoi Arcade so the "noob" can level. Knowing tynerion and his massive ego, he can't resist making a display of his supposedly "uber" power leveling skills and will be glad to go. Then, as soon as he portals in, we lock that land block and keep him from playing for almost two days!"
Turbine Tom says: "Nice work Mary, I like it! But there's a few things we need to think of. Like, what happens when he starts to send Urgent Assistance message like the time we pushed him off the cliff on plateau and got him stuck in a crevice for 6 hours? As I remember, he sent so many that it caused our server drives to smoke. And I don't want another fire drill in the middle of our daily "pin the tail on the donkey" game again."
Turbine Mary says: "Got it covered Chief. We have assigned any forthcoming UA messages from Tynerion only to Beepo. "
Turbine Tom says: "Beepo? Who's Beepo?"
Turbine Mary says: "He's the new Temp we brought in from the local zoo. He costs alot in banana's but he's worth his weight in gold when it comes to hitting the delete key for urgent assistance messages."
Turbine Tom says: "Excellent. Now, one last thing. What are we going to do about all the xp he is getting in game from vassles. That really has got to stop. Ranger Du'moss II is really racking up some numbers. We may have to deal with him next. Muahahaha!"
Turbine Fred says: "Boss, I think I got that figured out. While he is stuck in Mary's trap, we will divert all incoming xp from Tynerions vassles to the Banderling Maulers at his Lifestone in Danby. So we are actually killing two birds with one stone. He can't play, and when he finally can, he gets pummled when he does a Lifestone recall. I expect that a good 12-15 million in xp ought to up their "Tynerion bashing" abilities pretty high."
Turbine Bob says: "Sounds great guys. Looks like we are gonna have another great weekend. Let's keep up the good work and don't forget. The pool tournament starts in one hour. Don't be late!"
Hey... It could happen..
And after this last weekend. I'm wondering.. Hmmmmm...
looks like they got you covered 
Culticon level 203 Grief BM 
