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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:05 pm
My perssonal favorite is Ghetto Airlines
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 6:15 pm
LMAO..........thanks Flanker. that was a good one. got us all rollin' at work !
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2003 6:37 am
Okies i found this kind of funny..was tucked away in some folder from some time back..so some may have seen it..but I thought it was funny...
http://www.killfrog.com/00/dab.html
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http://www.killfrog.com/00/dab.html
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Omg!
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2003 6:57 am
I still have tears in my eyes! Way to go pyreal girl.....That was awsome! My fav was "Like a Virgin!!"
Olo'rin
Olo'rin
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2003 7:22 am
Hehehe thanks..I love that one as well and can watch it over and over and still get a big laugh. The following is ofcourse not a flash movie..but didn't know were to put it..and found it just as funny..
HOW TO GIVE A CAT A PILL
1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if
holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either
side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while
holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into
mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat
in left arm and repeat process.
3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding
rear paws tightly with left hand.Force jaws open and push pill
to back of mouth with right forefinger.Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe.
Call spouse from garden.
6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold
front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse
to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into
mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil
wrap.
Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep
shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for
gluing later.
Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head
just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw,
force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
9) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1
beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and
remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
10) Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open
another beer. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to
leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert sthingy. Flick
pill down throat with elastic band.
11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on
hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink.
Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back
another shot. Throw Tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
12) Ring fire brigade to retrieve the friggin' cat from tree across
the road.
Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to
avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.
13) Tie the little bastard's front paws to rear paws with garden
twine and bind tightly to leg of dining room table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by
large piece of fillet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head
vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
14) Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the
emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and
forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture
shop on way home to order new table.
15) Arrange for SPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and ring
local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
HOW TO GIVE A DOG A PILL
1) Wrap it in bacon.
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HOW TO GIVE A CAT A PILL
1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if
holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either
side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while
holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into
mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat
in left arm and repeat process.
3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding
rear paws tightly with left hand.Force jaws open and push pill
to back of mouth with right forefinger.Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe.
Call spouse from garden.
6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold
front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse
to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into
mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil
wrap.
Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep
shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for
gluing later.
Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head
just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw,
force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
9) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1
beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and
remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
10) Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open
another beer. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to
leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert sthingy. Flick
pill down throat with elastic band.
11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on
hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink.
Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back
another shot. Throw Tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
12) Ring fire brigade to retrieve the friggin' cat from tree across
the road.
Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to
avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.
13) Tie the little bastard's front paws to rear paws with garden
twine and bind tightly to leg of dining room table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by
large piece of fillet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head
vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
14) Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the
emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and
forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture
shop on way home to order new table.
15) Arrange for SPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and ring
local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
HOW TO GIVE A DOG A PILL
1) Wrap it in bacon.
PG
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2003 11:03 pm
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2003 12:53 am
lol you finned to get your travel on? we got you covered like a jimmy hat
great site flanker, u mah dawg
great site flanker, u mah dawg
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2003 3:14 am
Thats the only way to fly FlankerPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2003 12:36 pm
Okies here's one I saw on the VN boards...
This is for all you PKer's....LOL
http://crimsonorder.org/movie/peekay.htm
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This is for all you PKer's....LOL
http://crimsonorder.org/movie/peekay.htm
PG
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2003 2:01 pm
Come on guys keep em coming.
There was a little flash cartoon called "little ninja" but the movies are down while they fix bandwith issues
There was a little flash cartoon called "little ninja" but the movies are down while they fix bandwith issues
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2003 2:03 pm
Hehe Flanker...I was just at the site for The Attact of The Ninji Drudge and the page wouldn't come up... 
But I'll keep checking it and post it if you don't.
PG
But I'll keep checking it and post it if you don't.
PG
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2003 2:05 pm
This is the little nija site
http://www.ninjai.com/
The small intro clips are still available for LD but no more streaming movies yet
http://www.ninjai.com/
The small intro clips are still available for LD but no more streaming movies yet
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2003 9:51 pm
Okies got another one...
P.S. Don't let Pee-Wee see this one.....
http://www.getfluffy.com/Files/AC1/Shockwave/wabbit.swf
PG
P.S. Don't let Pee-Wee see this one.....
http://www.getfluffy.com/Files/AC1/Shockwave/wabbit.swf
PG
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2003 10:38 pm
(hehehe)
Ever think I mighta payed him to knock off my wabbit wife?
Why ya' think I'm running around with every other monster in town now?
Ever think I mighta payed him to knock off my wabbit wife?
Why ya' think I'm running around with every other monster in town now?
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2003 1:18 am
Pee Wee your a whore! 
Next week you will find a new rabbit
Next week you will find a new rabbit