The Pillsbury Doughboy has passed away

Phade · Post by **Phade** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 2:04 pm

I hate to be the bearer of bad news again, but it is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news. Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very 'smart' cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Allana the Bringer · Post by **Allana the Bringer** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 2:39 pm

Phade, that's just......................terrible

/e sheds a tear

Oof · Post by **Oof** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 3:47 pm

Phade · Post by **Phade** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 4:27 pm

I just love inter-office email spam

Post by **Panzerfaust** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 4:47 pm

mmMMmm Biscuits

Post by **Panzerfaust** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 4:48 pm

Phade,

add "or until golden brown" to your sig

Phade · Post by **Phade** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 5:33 pm

Will do =)

Shetl · Post by **Shetl** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 5:53 pm

Phade · Post by **Phade** » Sun Jun 08, 2003 1:06 pm

Now we just have to off the stay-puff marshmellow man and we're in the clear =)

Neuslayer · Post by **Neuslayer** » Sun Jun 08, 2003 6:53 pm

How about a nice house fire for him, Phade?

Pyreal Girl · Post by **Pyreal Girl** » Sun Jun 08, 2003 8:53 pm

ROFL...

PG

Mickie · Post by **Mickie** » Mon Jun 09, 2003 3:56 pm

I think we should off stay puft in a giant cup of hot cocoa. Ill invite him to go "skiing" at the resort, and we will all meet at the lodge

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The Pillsbury Doughboy has passed away

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