The old man and the pond

Keebler · Post by **Keebler** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:55 am

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for awhile, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned. "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old men can still think fast.

hehe
Keeb

thunderblade · Post by **thunderblade** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:04 pm

good one

Ncatyl · Post by **Ncatyl** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:25 pm

Old age, patience and treachery > youth, vigor and skill

thenetworkgod · Post by **thenetworkgod** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:52 pm

Ncatyl wrote:Old age, patience and treachery > youth, vigor and skill

Ncatyl, how old are you?