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FYI: Dangerous Food

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 2:44 pm
by Panzerfaust
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put
into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years
ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese
food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us
realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking
water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all
have, or will, eat it.
Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and
suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised
his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 5:31 pm
by Nakamuro Zataki
Wonder if I should send that to my friends that got married 4 weeks ago...

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:21 pm
by Panzerfaust
He won't understand you. He has been infused. After you eat the topper in a year, it becomes permanent. :)

Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 12:25 am
by Laseirna
hehe. . .I told my husband this joke and he chuckled and said "You can bet his wife wasn't there!" ;)

Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 12:30 am
by Panzerfaust
hehe -- I told my wife first :)

If she isn't used to me by now, she is ummm...slow :)

Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 6:13 am
by Laseirna
hehe. . .no he meant the old fellow who said it ;)

Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:43 am
by Panzerfaust
are you calling me old? :P

Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 1:22 pm
by thunderblade
lol thats a good one panz.

Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 2:07 pm
by Keebler
Pan isn't old, he is aged :lol:

Keeb

Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:04 pm
by Guy Jean
Damn...what's with all the old humor lately? Trying to sabotage us here Panz?