FYI: Dangerous Food

Post by **Panzerfaust** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 2:44 pm

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put
into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years
ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese
food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us
realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking
water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all
have, or will, eat it.
Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and
suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised
his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

Nakamuro Zataki · Post by **Nakamuro Zataki** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 5:31 pm

Wonder if I should send that to my friends that got married 4 weeks ago...

Post by **Panzerfaust** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:21 pm

He won't understand you. He has been infused. After you eat the topper in a year, it becomes permanent.

Laseirna · Post by **Laseirna** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 12:25 am

hehe. . .I told my husband this joke and he chuckled and said "You can bet his wife wasn't there!"

Post by **Panzerfaust** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 12:30 am

hehe -- I told my wife first

If she isn't used to me by now, she is ummm...slow

Laseirna · Post by **Laseirna** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 6:13 am

hehe. . .no he meant the old fellow who said it

Post by **Panzerfaust** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:43 am

are you calling me old?

thunderblade · Post by **thunderblade** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 1:22 pm

lol thats a good one panz.

Keebler · Post by **Keebler** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 2:07 pm

Pan isn't old, he is aged

Keeb

Guy Jean · Post by **Guy Jean** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:04 pm

Damn...what's with all the old humor lately? Trying to sabotage us here Panz?