UCLA Study

Post by **Panzerfaust** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:13 am

A study conducted by UCLA's department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his butt while he's on fire.

No further studies are expected.

Ellen · Post by **Ellen** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:23 am

a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his butt while he's on fire

Self portrait?

Post by **Panzerfaust** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:06 am

hehe -- not me

My wife's preggers.

Cymry · Post by **Cymry** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:43 pm

She won't feel that way until she goes into the delivery room. Then, you'd better watch out!! Don't let any scissors within her reach!! :brutal12:

When is she due, btw, and do we know if it's a boy or a girl?

thenetworkgod · Post by **thenetworkgod** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:53 pm

My liege is SCARY!

Still love him tho....

Post by **Panzerfaust** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 12:14 pm

It's a boy.

And she is due January 24th.

She was remarkably quiet for the first one.

Hopefully satan will be busy this time too

Cymry · Post by **Cymry** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:42 pm

Well, I can honestly say that with both our boys, I never once cussed my husband or threatened harm to any of his body parts. Despite all his efforts to escape, he was in the delivery room with me both times and not once did he faint (though he came close the first time while bracing against one of my legs for me to push -- he got the full view!). He was such a trooper!