The point system for grading men........

Nyla_Tiarra · Post by **Nyla_Tiarra** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 11:57 am

Lifted, again, from the Odins Fury website, courtesy of the lively and witty, Coupas......... This thread generated a lot of funny posts.......enjoy !!

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Stole it from some forum somewhere..:

The Point System

For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when
dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the points system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
you make the bed.....+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows.....0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets.....-1
You leave the toilet seat up.....-5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty.....0
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex.....-1
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom.... -2
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings..... +5
In the snow .....+8
But return with beer.....-5
And no liners.....-25
You check out a suspicious noise at night.....0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing.....0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something.....+5
You pummel it with a six iron.....+10
It's her cat.....-40

AT THE PARTY
You stay by her side the entire party.....0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a College drinking buddy.....-2
Named Tiffany.....-4
Tiffany is a dancer.....-10
With breast implants.....-18

HER BIRTHDAY
You remember her birthday.....0
You buy a card and flowers.....0
You take her out to dinner.....0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar.....+1
Okay, it is a sports bar.....-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night.....-3
It's a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team .-10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Go with a pal.....0
The pal is happily married.....+1
The pal is single.....-7
He drives a Ferrari.....-10
With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED).....-15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
You take her to a movie.....+2
You take her to a movie she likes.....+4
You take her to a movie you hate.....+6
You take her to a movie you like.....-2
It's called Death Cop III.....-3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans.....-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans.....-15

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable pot belly..-15
You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it.....+10
You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts.....-30
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too.".....-800

THE BIG QUESTION: She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
You hesitate in responding.....-10
You reply, "Where?".....-35
You reply, "No, I think it's your ass".....-100
Any other response.....-20

COMMUNICATION: When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying a concerned expression.....0
You listen, for over 30 minutes.....+5
You relate to her problem and share a similar experience.....+ 50
Your mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying"well, what do you think I should do?".....-100
You have fallen asleep.....-200

UNDERSTANDING THE GAME :
i]Adding rules[/i] : "Flaunting your imagined immunity from the point system and trying to convince other men that they should do the same.- 1000"

"Demonstrating your misplaced notion that you are outwitting the point system -- +10 points." It's cute to watch you walk around with puffed out chest *snickers*

ITS THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
You talk.....-100
You don't talk.....-150
You spend time with her......-200
You don't spend time with her.....-500
You seem to be enjoying yourself.. -1000
GAME OVER - YOU LOSE
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Post by **Panzerfaust** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 12:34 pm

I think I may be at -3458974168765187651890435

Oof · Post by **Oof** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 12:59 pm

In the rules, you said

Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

I think I'm okay, because I do a lot of things she dislikes, but she expects me to do them. I think I'm maintaining an even zero.

stumpy wallace · Post by **stumpy wallace** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 4:45 pm

Khaz-Modaan · Post by **Khaz-Modaan** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 4:50 pm

I'm not even sure they can count that low for me

Pyreal Girl · Post by **Pyreal Girl** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 5:31 pm

Nyla..thats cool...lol

Aww Khaz..some how I don't believe that..well some work can be done in all men..but your a + in my book.

PG

Khaz-Modaan · Post by **Khaz-Modaan** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 5:47 pm

/e just got 2 brownie points.

whee, only ... ... ... mommy, what's that number?

Dezayn · Post by **Dezayn** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 6:51 pm

So, where's the point system to grade women?

Pee-Wee · Post by **Pee-Wee** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 6:54 pm

Ok... even I'M not stupid enough to go there Dezayn.

stumpy wallace · Post by **stumpy wallace** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 6:55 pm

yes u r pee wee

Flanker · Post by **Flanker** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 8:03 pm

LOL thats great, thanks for the post

Arch_Enemy · Post by **Arch_Enemy** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 8:55 pm

Hah, I won with +10,000,000 .. Boo-yeah.

Nyla_Tiarra · Post by **Nyla_Tiarra** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 8:58 pm

10,000,000 ? noooooooo

I said you have 10 thousand .............. now. minus 5,000 for not listening..........muwhahhaaaa

Arch_Enemy · Post by **Arch_Enemy** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 8:59 pm

Sorry. +10,000 for apologizing.

Nyla_Tiarra · Post by **Nyla_Tiarra** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 9:01 pm

-5,000 for not sounding sincere..........