Phred hides a bunny behind his back
Zalgon says, "i need to find the maid of honor"
Keebler I says on the Co-vassals channel, "so you mean adja vuln, or imperil"
You say, "No maid of honor?"
Neuslayer wants the bunny
Zalgon says, "no"
Tynerion says, "Zalgon, I have to hand it to you... handling this without storm.. I mean.. I'd have buffalo wings and togas set up if it was me.. "
May-hem says on the Co-vassals channel, "imperil i think i spent an hour fighting a rift andd got no where"
Sassy I says, "LOL"
You say, "Perhaps one with no honor?"
Phred uses his rabbit on neuslayer
Thunderblade stands at ease.
Keebler I says on the Co-vassals channel, "gossamer flesh"
Neuslayer likes it
May-hem says on the Co-vassals channel, "cool ty"
You say, "Bunnies?"
Youkay looks for his bunny
Your patron Panzerfaust says to you, "may-hem, i'll check a mule in a few -- might have it"
Phred says, "better than a bone mace
"Neuslayer grins
Zalgon faints
Thunderblade says, "toga toga toga"
Youkay digs deep in his pack.
May-hem says on the Co-vassals channel, "cool ty boss"
Tynerion says, "LOL"
Keebler I says on the Co-vassals channel, "np, after i am done buffing i will check my mule as well, might have it"
Zalgon says, "is sassy done with the phone?"
Tynerion says, "Is there a restroom here?"
Sassy I says, "not quite"
You cross your arms.
Zalgon says, "the tree tyn"
Sassy I says, "almost"
Neuslayer says, "find your bunny, you?;)"
Thunderblade says, "youkay from behind that didnt look good looks like you pulled a rabbit outta your arse"
Sassy I says, "ok..let's get going..all done"
Phred taps his foot.
Youkay hugs the cute fluffy bunny
Neuslayer says, "lmao"
Zalgon faints
Neuslayer says, "ohh! i love bunnies!!"
Sassy I says, "ok...I'm all done"
Thunderblade says, "i want a bunny : ("
You say, "'s bunny bites him hard."
Neuslayer says, "me too:("
Youkay's bunny bites him hard.
Neuslayer says, "hehe"
Tynerion says, "well, I was wondering.. I've been running around dereth for almost a year now and have yet to relieve myself.. "
You stand at ease.
Sassy I says, "ewww"
Neuslayer says, "lmao"
Zalgon aims at the bunny
Sassy I says, "no wonder you look so bloated"
Neuslayer says, "so that is the odor around you, eh?"
Sassy I says, "LOL"
Tynerion says, "and umm... my back teeth are floating.. "
Thunderblade spits.
Youkay hides the bunny
Phred says, "you relive yoursefl every time you die
"Thunderblade stands at ease.
Sassy I says, "ok..are we ready?"
Thunderblade says, "aaaawwwwwww"
Neuslayer wants the bunny
Phred says, "thats why all the underwear used to be brown"
Zalgon says, "are you ready sassy"
Sassy I says, "yep.."
Zalgon says, "ok"
Tynerion says, "well wait.. there was that time on the queens quest.. I lost it all then.. so it's only been 6 months.. "
You stand at ease.
Neuslayer says, "forward ho"
Zalgon says, "ok wait"
Sassy I says, "hey..are you calling me names??"
Neuslayer says, "doh"
Zalgon says, "sassy"
Sassy I says, "yes?"
Neuslayer says, "lmao"
Zalgon says, "take first 5 steps forward"
Sassy I says, "ok"
Zalgon says, "then"
Zalgon says, "neu you walk"
Neuslayer says, "okie"
Phred says, "damned.....you get a bunch of women dressed up and they still calle achother ho's"
The spell Brogard's Defiance on Silver Kabuton has expired.
Zalgon says, "after her first 5 steps"
The spell Archer's Bane on Silver Kabuton has expired.
Sassy I says, "phred..hush"
Sassy I says, "lol"
Youkay hums, "Dum dum ta dum"
Thunderblade says, "lol"
The spell Swordsman's Bane on Silver Kabuton has expired.
Neuslayer hopes she can count that high
The spell Olthoi's Bane on Silver Kabuton has expired.
Sassy I says, "ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!"
The spell Swordsman's Bane on Pants has expired.
Tynerion says, "hmm.. i gotta write this down.. "
You say, "hehe"
Zalgon sits and thinks.
The spell Olthoi's Bane on Pants has expired.
The spell Archer's Bane on Shirt has expired.
The spell Swordsman's Bane on Shirt has expired.
Zalgon says, "ok ready everybody"
The spell Olthoi's Bane on Shirt has expired.
Zalgon says, "?"
The spell Brogard's Defiance on Gold Platemail Gauntlets has expired.
Sassy I says, "yes"
The spell Archer's Bane on Gold Platemail Gauntlets has expired.
Neuslayer says, "let's go"
Zalgon says, "ok walk"
The spell Swordsman's Bane on Gold Platemail Gauntlets has expired.
You say, "thats ok ...i got it all copied to log"
The spell Olthoi's Bane on Gold Platemail Gauntlets has expired.
The spell Brogard's Defiance on Faran War Apprentice Robe has expired.
Inca'nus taps his foot.
The spell Archer's Bane on Faran War Apprentice Robe has expired.
Youkay body slams Phred.
Zalgon says, "ok you 3"
The spell Swordsman's Bane on Faran War Apprentice Robe has expired.
The spell Olthoi's Bane on Faran War Apprentice Robe has expired.
Phred says, "btw..durign the ceremony we will all be fellowed....so make sure you are taling in fellow chat with all these witty jibs"
Youkay then winks at the ladies while Phred recovers.
Zalgon says, "when they are dobe walking"
Zalgon says, "done*"
Thunderblade says, "lol "
Zalgon says, "you 3 walk"
Neuslayer winks back
Zalgon says, "ugh!"
Youkay blows you a kiss.
Phred takes his time lyin g onthe ground to notice how fine the ladies look from this angle :0
Zalgon says, "wait!"
Youkay chuckles evilly
Zalgon says, "you 3 back"
Zalgon says, "you 3 bumping"
You say, "Can i talk on the phone too?"
Tynerion says, "boy.. we suck.. "
Neuslayer blows a kiss back
Sassy I says, "LOL"
Zalgon says, "sure"
Neuslayer says, "nope"
Phred catches it
Keebler I says on the Co-vassals channel, "got it, meet me at the mansion"
Zalgon says, "ok ready you 3?"
Je-Leigh is recalling to the Allegiance mansion.
Youkay takes out a small hand held device.
Neuslayer winks at Phred
Phred lights youkays robe on fire
You say, "Anyone have a # to call"
Sassy I wonders about that handheld device
Panzerfaust says, "911"
Je-Leigh is recalling home.
Neuslayer says, "i can give you one;)"
Thunderblade says, "here i,ll get it phred"
Keebler I says on the Co-vassals channel, "may-hem?"
Sassy I says, "youkay..you need a phone call??"
Neuslayer says, "wanna call Michigan;)"
May-hem says on the Co-vassals channel, "at buffys getting buffed"
Sassy I says, "like the last one? lol"
Inca'nus says, "im in Michigan"
You say, "yea ...but i am dialing"
Keebler I says on the Co-vassals channel, "ok, it is in my chest, brt"
Tynerion says, "we gonna try again?"
Neuslayer says, "really, inca? where?"
Inca'nus says, "Westland"
Neuslayer says, "hmmm where is that? lol"
Phred gets ready his stabbin knife
Tynerion says, "and a one and a two.. "
You say, "Sure! Sassy has a good phone voice"
Zalgon says, "ok you 3 ready?"
Your patron Panzerfaust says to you, "my real rehearsal didn't take this long
"Inca'nus says, "near detroit"
Sassy I says, "youkay...it's goofy..lol"
Keebler I says on the Co-vassals channel, "lol"
Neuslayer has a better phone voice
May-hem says on the Co-vassals channel, "rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!1 u at the wedding?"
Neuslayer says on the Co-vassals channel, "we've been here over an hour already"
Sassy I says, "and yes everyone..youkay has heard my voice..LOL"
Zalgon is about to prank call
Zalgon says, "ok wait"
Youkay looks for Neuslayers #
Zalgon says, "ok wait"
May-hem says on the Co-vassals channel, "maybe their doing teh honeymoon first?"
Adja's Blessing has expired.
Inner Calm has expired.
Zalgon says, "hold up"
Neuslayer says, "are you single?;)"
Mind Blossom has expired.
Youkay nods
Perseverance has expired.
Zalgon says, "inca and tyn follow me"
Tynerion says, "ok you guys.. keep up.. : )"
Your patron Panzerfaust says to you, "hehe"
Harlune's Blessing has expired.
Neuslayer says, "lol well then its....."
Nuhmudira's Blessing has expired.
Zalgon says, "tyn here please"
Celcynd's Blessing has expired.
Hieromancer's Blessing has expired.
Tynerion says, "but you aint gonne be ther tomorrow zalgon.. then what do we do?"
Odif's Blessing has expired.
Your patron Panzerfaust says to you, "actually, ive paid more attention so far than I did for mine"
Ar-Pei's Blessing has expired.
Zalgon says, "what?"
Neuslayer says on the Co-vassals channel, "lol"
Might of the Lugians has expired.
Zalgon says, "aevi follow me"
Neuslayer tells you, "wink;)"
Youkay listens very carefully
Honed Control has expired.
Hastening has expired.
Aura of Resistance has expired.
Tynerion says, "go aev.. : )"
Battlemage's Blessing has expired.
Unflinching Persistence has expired.
Robustify has expired.
Inca'nus says, "boy how can i talk when i have to walk so straight"
Executor's Blessing has expired.
Sassy I says, "LOL"
Blessing of the Arrow Turner has expired.
You say, "555 -WINK?"
Blessing of the Blade Turner has expired.
Tynerion says, "much better.. if I put on a dress.. can I be up there too?"
Neuslayer says, "yep;)"
Blessing of the Mace Turner has expired.
Inca'nus says, "u want a dress"
Caustic Blessing has expired.
Neuslayer says, "area code 616"
Fiery Blessing has expired.
Zalgon says, "good"
Icy Blessing has expired.
Storm's Blessing has expired.
Neuslayer says, "i have an extra Tyn"
Tynerion says, "ummm.. no?"
Inca'nus says, "that is storm's are code"
You say, "Sorry the number you are calling is not in service ..please hang up and check the number"
Keebler I says on the Co-vassals channel, "give me a tell when you are done, going to props for salvage and loot"
Phred pulls out hit quill
<ELTank> Gateway : Portal/LS
Zalgon says, "WHAT!"
Your patron Panzerfaust says to you, "AAGGHHHH!!!"
Zalgon says, "you called my wife!"
Your patron Panzerfaust says to you, "brain freeze"
Keebler I says on the Co-vassals channel, "what?"
Phred says, "shes nto your wife yet
"Inca'nus says, "uhmmm no"
Neuslayer says on the Co-vassals channel, "lmao"
You say on the Co-vassals channel, "Who?"
Zalgon says, "ok"
Tynerion says, "oooh.. youkay is living in sin?"
Inca'nus says, "i made that up yea thats the ticket"
Your patron Panzerfaust says to you, "i swallowed a whole piece of ice --"
Zalgon smacks his head.
Zalgon says, "ok guys"
You say on the Co-vassals channel, "lol"
Zalgon says, "ready?"
Keebler I says on the Co-vassals channel, "ohhh, small freeze then, hehe"
Your patron Panzerfaust says to you, "got stuck and froze me brain captain"
Neuslayer says on the Co-vassals channel, "lmao"
Zalgon says, "ok step by step"
Inca'nus says, "so we walkin u up then"
May-hem says on the Co-vassals channel, "what do i ned to make these work with out the fizz even my 5 imp gets mostly fizz or fail"
Zalgon says, "yes"
Zalgon says, "ok guys"
You say, "Your patron Panzerfaust says to you, "i swallowed a whole piece of ice --got stuck and froze me brain captain""
Zalgon says, "walk"
Your patron Panzerfaust says to you, "not weiner freeze -- brain freeze"
Inca'nus says, "2morrow?"
Sassy I says, "ROFL!!!"
Panzerfaust says, "hehe"
May-hem says on the Co-vassals channel, "lol"
Thunderblade says, "lol"
Tynerion says, "zalgon, will you be leading this march to the front tomorrow?"
Keebler I says on the Co-vassals channel, "what is your life magic at"
Neuslayer says on the Co-vassals channel, "LMAO Panzer!!!!"
You say on the Co-vassals channel, "lol\"
Zalgon says, "i dont know yet"
Tynerion says, "ok inc.. . I will start.. "
May-hem says on the Co-vassals channel, "277 buffed"
Tynerion says, "I will tell you 3"
Tynerion says, "2"
Your patron Panzerfaust says to you, "my life is at 56"
Tynerion says, "1"
Keebler I says on the Co-vassals channel, "needs to be 300+"
Zalgon says, "doh"
Zalgon says, "inca"
Zalgon says, "you there?"
Tynerion says, "jsut keep up.. "
Inca'nus says, "=no"
Sassy I says, "nobody will be looking at you guys anyway..all eyes on the bride"
Neuslayer wonders why Youkay isn't calling:((
Keebler I says on the Co-vassals channel, "you can use imperil VI"
Sassy I says, "or us pretty bridesmaids"
Phred wonders why neu didnt give him her number
May-hem says on the Co-vassals channel, "crap well made it 286 buffed"
Your patron Panzerfaust says to you, "lvl 6 debuffs last longer than 7s"
You say on the Co-vassals channel, "Omgosh ....did you send me a number and i didnt see it?"
May-hem says on the Co-vassals channel, "i have trouble with teh fives and sixes"
Neuslayer says on the Co-vassals channel, "lol nope. you want it?;)"
Sassy I says, "wow guys..looked good there for a sec..lol"
Your patron Panzerfaust says to you, "does it start with 976?"
Sassy I says, "there you go"
You say on the Co-vassals channel, "sure...you in North America?"
Neuslayer says on the Co-vassals channel, "how did you know;)?"
May-hem says on the Co-vassals channel, "time to go get more xp's then to put in it"
Neuslayer says on the Co-vassals channel, "lol yes. Michigan"
Tynerion says, "jsut keep up.. "
Tynerion says, "right here?"
Zalgon says, "ok"
Zalgon says, "stop there"
Zalgon says, "then"
Your patron Panzerfaust says to you, "my mom blocked those numbers from me"
Zalgon says, "you walk here tyn"
You say on the Co-vassals channel, "I am dialing if you are a sending"
Sassy I says, "the ones escortying the bride usuall sit down"
Sassy I says, "Hi tav!"
Neuslayer says on the Co-vassals channel, "doh. too bad"
May-hem says on the Co-vassals channel, "rotflmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@panzer"
Tav shhhhhh
Keebler I says on the Co-vassals channel, "mine is 1(900)I Am Easy, hehe"
Neuslayer tells you, "hmmmm are you serious?"
Zalgon says, "tav over here"
You tell Neuslayer, "sure"
Tav says, "?"
Tynerion says, "tav.. go get some xp.. take out the garbage.. "
Sassy I says, "tav is going to be a bridesmaid??"
Neuslayer tells you, "where do you live?;)"
Inca'nus says, "im talkin to storm now she has called off the wedding"
Neuslayer says, "lol"
Tav says, "?"
You tell Neuslayer, "Canada"
Tynerion says, "wash my truck.. "
Zalgon says, "phred"
May-hem says on the Co-vassals channel, "lol 1-900 i am 18"
Zalgon says, "move a lil"
Phred says, "yes?"
Your patron Panzerfaust says to you, "/e dials 1(900)I Am Easy ........ WASH MY CAR!"
Keebler I says on the Co-vassals channel, "lol"
Phred says, "where?"
Zalgon says, "here"
Neuslayer tells you, "cool. **EDIT**"
Tav says, "were at zal?"
Neuslayer says on the Co-vassals channel, "lmao"
You tell Neuslayer, "With sprint ...just 15cents a min"
Sassy I says, "now we need some more girls over here"
Zalgon says, "tav"
Zalgon says, "over here"
Neuslayer says, "omg"
Sassy I says, "wayyyyyyyyyyyyy toooooo many guys"
Keebler I says on the Co-vassals channel, "urinates on pan's car"
Tav says, "were u are?"
Zalgon says, "i know"
Zalgon says, "i know"
Panzerfaust says, "i can wear a dress"
Neuslayer says, "nah. this is good;)"
Inca'nus says, "guys rule!"
Zalgon says, "doh!"
Panzerfaust says, "i'm dead sexy"
Zalgon says, "tav over here"
Zalgon says, "here"
Your patron Panzerfaust says to you, "atleast is clean"
May-hem says on the Co-vassals channel, "rotflmfao@keeb"
Phred says, "more to choose from my lovely bridesmaides"
Youkay dials a number
Tynerion says, "yes please panzer.... hubba hubba.. : )"
Tynerion says, "hehe"
Zalgon sits and thinks.
Zalgon says, "ok now who are we missing?"
Youkay talks to Neuslayer on the phone
Tynerion says, "umm.. the bride?"
Zalgon says, "thats it?"
You say, "How come neuslayer"
Panzerfaust says, "hey -- when's the bachellor's party?"
Zalgon says, "DOH!"
Tynerion says, "brb.. nature calls"
Thunderblade says, "after this meet at tusker lacuna"
You say, "How come neuslayer ...isnt chatting?"
Inca'nus says, "well the girls r here"
Panzerfaust says, "i heard there's a nice place on the plateau"
Tynerion says, "(and you thought I was kidding)"
Zalgon says, "lol"
Inca'nus says, "u girls busy?"
Sassy I says, "she probably is..just not to us..lol"
Zalgon says, "ok"
Neuslayer says, "lol"
Zalgon says, "bachlor party will be after rehersal"
Sassy I says, "that got her attention..LOL"
Neuslayer is on the phone with Youkay
Zalgon says, "need 4 more girls"
Sassy I is glad neuslayer is here
Zalgon says, "hey!"
Zalgon says, "stop talk bad about me on the phone"
Thunderblade says, "call in the holtburg hoes for the party"
Zalgon sits and thinks.
Zalgon says, "lol"
You say, "lol"
Zalgon says, "ok"
Neuslayer says, "we just commented on what a good job you are doing"
Zalgon says, "who is on playing that is a girl"
Phred belives his work here is done
You say, "How did you know we was talking about you Zalgon?"
Zalgon says, "im telepathic"
Tav says, "atleast thats what he thinks"
Zalgon says, "bah"
Phred says, "wow...a whopping 18 point fall with drag"
Zalgon says, "lol"
Zalgon says, "ok"
Zalgon says, "i think we got everything settled"
Zalgon says, "any ideas?"
Zalgon says, "suggestions?"
Zalgon says, "flaws?"
Zalgon says, "speak up"
Zalgon says, "i need to know"
Zalgon sits and thinks.
Zalgon says, "anybody?"
May-hem says on the Co-vassals channel, "jesus it worked i imped a executioner (too bad a rift inquisitor and about 8 tuskers blocked the kill"
Sassy I says, "how about just dumping the guys? LOL"
Thunderblade says, "i gotta pee ROFL"
Inca'nus just wakes up from his nap
Tav says, "thanks sass.."
Sassy I says, "LOL"
Tav says, "I'll rememebr that
"Sassy I says, "wub joo tav..LOL"
Zalgon screaming in the pumpkin mask
Tav says, "lol"
Sassy I says, "zalgon..pee-wee really wants that mask for his birthday..LOL"
Your patron Panzerfaust says to you, "hehe"
Zalgon says, "ugh!"
Inca'nus says, "pee-wee wants storm"
Zalgon says, "ugh!"
Tav says, "pfffft like he'd get 1 there like way rare"
Zalgon says, "who doesnt"
Inca'nus says, "me"
Thunderblade says, "not me
"Aeviasis says, "yay the other day you asked him what hwe would give you for it."
Tav says, "not me"
Zalgon says, "thunder you lie"
Zalgon says, "i will talk to pee wee i just want to get this over with"
Zalgon says, "ok"
Aeviasis says, "o.k."
Zalgon says, "any ideas? suggestions? or flaws?"
Zalgon says, "i need to know"
Tav says, "to many guy's"
Inca'nus says, "organ?"
Tav suggests get rid of tym!!!!
Inca'nus says, "phtographer"
Tav says, "tyn evem"
Zalgon says, "perfect"
Zalgon says, "tav"
Thunderblade says, "doh i lost the ring"
Zalgon says, "you be the photoperson"
Tynerion says, "no.. don't talk to pee-wee.. he is a non entity as far as this is concerned"
Zalgon says, "WHAT!"
Thunderblade says, "hehe"
Zalgon says, "tav"
Tav says, "who me?"
Zalgon says, "you be the photoperson"
Tav says, "I dont know how to find my picks bro ask somone els lol"
Tynerion says, "uh oh... my 13 year old son taking pictures? get ready for a bunch of thumbs"
Sassy I says, "LOL"
Tav says, "I can take em better than u!"
May-hem says on the Co-vassals channel, "what weapon works best on teh inquisitor?"
Tynerion says, "I can show you tav.. "
Zalgon sits and thinks.
Inca'nus says, "or would tav be call the screeshotafer"
Tav says, "I just cant find them..."
Keebler I says on the Co-vassals channel, "i use my phantom"
Your patron Panzerfaust says to you, "the Run skill
lol"Tynerion says, "I can show you tav.. "
May-hem says on the Co-vassals channel, "lol"
Zalgon says, "ok ok calm down now"
Tav says, "zal"
Sassy I says, "boys..stop fighting..LOL"
Tynerion says, "nyaaah!"
Zalgon says, "thanks sassy"
Your patron Panzerfaust says to you, "fire if it connects but phantom if you have"
Tav says, "I'll take em if tyn helps me find em lol"
May-hem says on the Co-vassals channel, "he just whacked me for 150"
Sassy I says, "lol"
Aeviasis says, "tyn help your son"
Zalgon says, "tav can you be the photoperson yes or no"
Tav says, "sure"
Zalgon says, "thank you"
Tav says, "np"
Zalgon says, "tav come here"
Zalgon says, "please"
In the darkest depths of Marescent Plateau on far Marae Lassel, the party of the bold Pyreal Girl has slain the young queen of the island's Olthoi brood! As one, the Olthoi swarms recoil from her final burst of terror, and slowly begin to withdraw back into their hives.
Sassy I says, "wweee"
Keebler I says on the Co-vassals channel, "woot, want to try teh qq now"
Sassy I says, "everyone spam her!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Your patron Panzerfaust says to you, "go checl timaru keeb"
Keebler I says on the Co-vassals channel, "can't get in"
May-hem says on the Co-vassals channel, "any chance some mage can come and imp this rift"
You say, "Wahoooo!"
Zalgon says, "ok guys"
Zalgon says, "move down"
Zalgon says, "thunder stand where i am at"
Tav shivers.
Youkay is in love with neuslayer
Tav warms his hands.
Zalgon says, "youkay"
Zalgon says, "move hereplease"
....
what a blast!
Edit: Removed a phone number to protect the innoccent
. But it's going to be a beautiful wedding. 
