quote="Sassy" Subject: WalMart to do list!!
1. Pick up condom packages & randomly put them in people's carts when
they aren't looking.
^ done that
2. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
^ done that
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
^ couldn't find a can opener
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3
in house wares,'...and see what happens.
^ good idea
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
^ done that
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
^ done that
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
^I hate settting up tents
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't
you people just leave me alone?
^Definately going to do this next time..
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you
pick your nose.
^done similar things
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti-depressants are.
^Canada doesn't have gun dept's darnit
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from 'Mission Impossible'
^ done that
12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different
size funnels.
^ done something similar
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK
ME! PICK ME!!!!!!
^did something similar and got pummeled with a purse
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal
position and scream 'NO! It's thosevoices again' and last but not least
^ done that
15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loud. 'We're out of toilet paper in here!'
^hmm wonder if I can get into the women's change rooms.
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