clan joke thread

Druhsk · Post by **Druhsk** » Tue Mar 25, 2003 10:18 pm

That was great Sassy!! People at my office were looking at me funny cuz I was laughing so hard!

Pyreal Girl · Post by **Pyreal Girl** » Tue Mar 25, 2003 10:20 pm

Yeah my roomate had to come in and see what i was laughing about so hard..thats funny stuff...hehehehe

PG

Phred · Post by **Phred** » Tue Mar 25, 2003 11:04 pm

Warning...the following link (the dotted line at the end of this) is a little bit mature...but otherwise an extremley accurate horosocpe. http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/free_horiscope.htm

Khaz-Modaan · Post by **Khaz-Modaan** » Tue Mar 25, 2003 11:11 pm

LoL, work safe, Phred?

stumpy wallace · Post by **stumpy wallace** » Tue Mar 25, 2003 11:24 pm

lol funnier every time guys keep it up

Pyreal Girl · Post by **Pyreal Girl** » Tue Mar 25, 2003 11:48 pm

OMG Phred..

...funny yes..but that does not apply to me...LMAO

PG

stumpy wallace · Post by **stumpy wallace** » Tue Mar 25, 2003 11:49 pm

can we make this into a forum?

Culticon · Post by **Culticon** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 12:36 am

Lo Ki · Post by **Lo Ki** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 3:48 am

A church in a poor community was badly in need of some repairs but could not afford them. Seeing no other way to get the money, the priest began praying to god to let him win the lottery. Each week he prayed earnestly to win the lottery but it never happened. Exasperated, the priest finally cried out to god, "What do I have to do for you to let me win the lottery?" God replied "Buy a ticket!"

Phred · Post by **Phred** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 3:49 am

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/sunday_school.htm

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/boys_and_girls.htm

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/rum.htm

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/newspaper_clippings.htm

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/cupholder.htm

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/one_smart_baby.htm

and the grand finale...great quote of our dear "W"

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
...George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
...George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
...George W. Bush

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"
...George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
...George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
...George W. Bush 9/22/97

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
...George W. Bush, 9/5/93

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
...George W. Bush, 9/18/95

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make."
...George W. Bush

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
...Governor George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
...George W. Bush

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
...George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy." ...George W. Bush to reporters

Druhsk · Post by **Druhsk** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 4:03 am

That cup holder is excellent. I think that one needs to be sent to around. Thanks!

Pyreal Girl · Post by **Pyreal Girl** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 8:46 am

LOL loved the cup holder one..that was great...!!!!

PG

kerosene · Post by **kerosene** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 8:09 pm

The cup holder one was annoying

stumpy wallace · Post by **stumpy wallace** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 8:12 pm

i liked it i used it immediatly

Nyla_Tiarra · Post by **Nyla_Tiarra** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 8:16 pm

okay. the cupholder one made me tip over my cup of water !! grrrrrrrrr