Words Women Use

Keebler · Post by **Keebler** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:57 am

Words Women Use

Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

Just incase you haven't decifered the vocab, I thought I would give you a hand. A Friend sent this to me. hehe

Keeb

Post by **Panzerfaust** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:54 pm

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Hehe -- this happened with a friend last night. I invited them for sushi this weekend. She says "I can't, because I have to get up real early for work the following day. But, you (pointing at husband) can go ahead."

I talked to him this morning and he says "She says I can go, but if I do she'll be #@%@#%@#%@#% mad at me."

LOL

Cymry · Post by **Cymry** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 1:10 am

Just remember: it's not WHAT she says, it's HOW she says it. It's all in the inflection.

Mazain · Post by **Mazain** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:36 am

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.

thenetworkgod · Post by **thenetworkgod** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:43 pm

"Hon, does my *behind* look big in these/this ..."

Its a loose/loose sitiuation.

Just pretend you didn't hear it and DO NOT ANSWER - FOR THE MOTHER OF GOD - and still...

Keebler wrote:Words Women Use
Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

Post by **Panzerfaust** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:32 am

Cymry wrote:Just remember: it's not WHAT she says, it's HOW she says it. It's all in the inflection.

When I have an inflection, I take an antibiotic.

Cymry · Post by **Cymry** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 2:52 pm

Hehe, good one, Panz!!

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