Meeting the Girlfriend's Parents

Post by **Panzerfaust** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:39 pm

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."

Nakamuro Zataki · Post by **Nakamuro Zataki** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:51 pm

I thought you were married...

Post by **Panzerfaust** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:55 pm

well, now I know who can't keep a secret.

thunderblade · Post by **thunderblade** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 12:19 am

Dave_Mustaine · Post by **Dave_Mustaine** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 4:36 am

Shetl · Post by **Shetl** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 10:31 am

Ncatyl · Post by **Ncatyl** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:32 am

Heh,

I'm an uncle of two very beautiful young ladies. I envision receiving phone calls when they reach "that age" consisting of:

"Hey bro, come over. Bring a shovel."

Keebler · Post by **Keebler** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:08 pm

Where I live, we don't use shovels, we have swamps =D

Keeb

Cymry · Post by **Cymry** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 2:38 pm

We have kudzu patches. I still say that's why they never found Jimmy Hoffa: he's off in a kudzu patch somewhere.

Stephlon · Post by **Stephlon** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 7:48 pm

My uncle has 3 daughters in their teens and the first guy that came over to take his oldest out walked into the house while he was cleaning his revolver....timing is everything