This Wimp 'TINKER' Fellow...

Pee-Wee · Post by **Pee-Wee** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 4:29 pm

It's time we all heard the truth...

Wimp Tinker fails to apply the Salvaged Special Sauce (100) (workmanship 6.75) to the Big Mac inscribed by Grimace, the target is destroyed.

Wimp Tinker fails to apply the Salvaged .32 Cent Stamp (100) (workmanship 7.02) to the Envelope inscribed by Pee-Wee, the target is destroyed.

Wimp Tinker fails to apply the Salvaged (100) (workmanship 8.50) to the , the target is destroyed (ouch).

Wimp Tinker fails to apply the Salvaged Normal Life (100) (workmanship 8.75) to the Pee-Wee inscribed by Some Tattoo Artist in the Philippines, the target is destroyed.

Flanker · Post by **Flanker** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 6:42 pm

Those are just horrible results.

I demand we hold a trail to prevent this menace from being able to practice his craft.

He is a disgrace to genetic engineers everywhere

Tynerion · Post by **Tynerion** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 7:38 pm

Yes.. and while he is on that "trail", maybe he can pick up some new woodland creatures that Pee-Wee can get to know better as an apology.

Flanker · Post by **Flanker** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 8:23 pm

Ooooo thats a good idea.

When ever you do something bad, you punishment is to go out and find Pee-Wee a woman creature

Sassy · Post by **Sassy** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 8:24 pm

Boy....that'll make ALOT of people behave

Culticon · Post by **Culticon** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 9:19 pm

Flanker · Post by **Flanker** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 10:03 pm

But then again it could have a different effect, we will just have to wait and see

Neuslayer · Post by **Neuslayer** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 10:08 pm

Hey Pee-Wee, tried any female tuskers? I'm new to the guild so if you have, please don't bash me too hard

Pee-Wee · Post by **Pee-Wee** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 10:40 pm

*In his best 'Homer' voice.

"Mmmmmmm Monkey Love".

Lich King · Post by **Lich King** » Fri Mar 14, 2003 2:30 am

Think thats bad Pee Wee? I got my tinker mule, cogline, to successfully destroy 11 lightning dirks in a row now. You know how hard it is to find a lightning dirk, with decent mods, craft 5 and under, with only 250 skill req? DANG HARD, with a buffed skill of 594, i have destroyed 11 in a row now. That Bites.

kerosene · Post by **kerosene** » Fri Mar 14, 2003 6:25 am

I will go with Lich on this one, it's not wimp that is bad. It's the person having him do the imbues thats the bad luck there.

Wimp Lo · Post by **Wimp Lo** » Fri Mar 14, 2003 5:03 pm

Consider me reformed!!!!

Just don't make me find any new dates for pee-wee, that would be cruel and unusual punishment. Well, unusual at any rate.

Wimp Lo