Ok, last one for the day, not trying to spam.
OMG... I'm gonna puke I'm laughing so hard. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Read this next article in the "Pee-Wee frame of mind". My God, I can't stop laughing.
http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Northeast/06 ... index.html
"The state actually told us we've got some of the smartest beavers in the world," Mayor Frank Van Horn declares
...the gift shop now shares shelf space with beaver plush toys, puppets and pens.
"We never needed to stock beaver before," Jean Taylor says.
Adds her husband, Clayton: "We're going to have to become the official beaver outlet."
Living among an estimated 100 or more beavers is not all fun.
Each morning, the mayor goes to the same woman's home to unblock her pipes. Beavers follow, diligently plugging them up.
The mayor swears that at the height of the man-versus-beast power struggle, the beavers began singling out local leaders, gnawing their trees and making "obscene" tail gestures.
Oh, I'm gonna puke for sure, my stomach hurts.