Panzerfaust, Jr.

Post by **Panzerfaust** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 2:50 pm

I'm going to try to teach him long division this afternoon. I need a new accountant

Neuslayer · Post by **Neuslayer** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 4:08 pm

Pushing things a little bit, eh, Panzer?

Shouldn't you start with adding and subtracting first?

Compadre · Post by **Compadre** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 7:19 pm

What I want to know is why waste time on that easy stuff? get him started on calculus now, before it's too late.

Khaz-Modaan · Post by **Khaz-Modaan** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 9:21 pm

Make sure you throw a book on Advanced Physics his way, too - nothing too hard, just something to glance over, ya know?

Post by **Panzerfaust** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 1:35 am

Quantum Physics is tomorrow.

stumpy wallace · Post by **stumpy wallace** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 2:24 am

learn, brain surgery next week?

sinnistar bow' · Post by **sinnistar bow'** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 2:39 am

LOL, come on guys didnt u see the contract Lebraun Jame's signed from Nike.... dude get him a basketball and a pair of wieghted shoe's =) better go with reebok;)

Contract was something like 90 million for 7 yrs and he hasn't even signed with the clevland cavelier's yet...lol this kid is 18 wait 17 yrs old. gotta be the best job in town:)

Pee-Wee · Post by **Pee-Wee** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 6:35 am

I read about that kid... Let me see if I can predict this one...

He'll break his foot about a half a year into it, Nike will find a loophole in his contract, 40 years from now, and, after realising sports allowed him to bypass any actual LEARNING.. he'll be sitting in his 1950 Travleline mobile home telling his grandkids how "Grandpa played basketball".