annoying people
People who stop at all yield signs, regardless of whether or not there is oncoming traffic to which to yield.
People who talk on cellular phones in restaurants and meetings.
Telemarketers.
The person who wouldn't tell us where the park warden's office was, presumably because we had a different accent than the locals, even though (as we would discover) the office was physically part of, not just attached to, their house.
People who drink alcohol and/or smoke cigarettes who think that pot should be banned.
People who drive slowly in the fast lane.
People who lane-jockey in heavy traffic in an attempt to get ahead by causing all the traffic behind them to slow even more as the lane-jockey weaves back and forth from lane to lane to lane.
People who drive in someone else's blind spot then wine when they get cut off because the other driver couldn't see them.
People who throw cigarette butts from their car window. I encountered a real specimen who did this a few years ago, and here is the story.
People who put those Baby On Board signs on their car, especially the ones with that sign that you see hurtling down the highway at 35 km/h over the speed limit fixing their make-up.
Police who will ticket you for 20 km over the limit on a back country road with nobody around, yet will pretty much do nothing if someone steals less than $5000 from your house.
People who bicycle on the road when there is snow on the ground.
People who drive 20 km/h below the posted speed limit on gorgeous sunny days and back up traffic for a kilometre behind them.
People who push the buttons on elevators when the button is already lit up from having been pushed.
People who abandon their cars in no parking/no stopping zones, and leave their hazard lights on as if doing so surrounds their car in a Star Trek like shield that prevents tickets.
People who want to take YOUR receipt for a meal, but don't want to pay the tab that goes with it.
People who stand around the main entrances of buildings to smoke (because they aren't allowed to smoke inside), forcing every visitor to run a gantlet of fumes and disgusting butts.
People who pass school buses that are loading or unloading passengers.
People who are friends or relatives of disabled people who use the disabled parking pass when the person for whom it was intended is not in the vehicle.
People who stand there and count out pennies to make exact change in the market line up when they can see 25 people queued up behind them.
Cretin cat owners who let their pets run free, especially when "free" involves my yard.
People who won't ante up taxes for sidewalks in their neighbourhood, but wine and complain for ever lower speed limits because there are children in the streets.
People who tender an entire dead tree worth of coupons in the market line up when they can see 25 people queued up behind them.
People who go to a bar, buy 1 soft drink, and then put it on a credit card.
People who go door-to-door selling their religion.
People who use any nasty event that ever happened to them as an excuse to abrogate their responsibility for their present actions.
People who don't vote yet complain about the government they're stuck with.
People who believe that raising taxes is OK as long as the raise doesn't apply to them or if they get the money that's raised.
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hehe...good ones....
along the note of the peoepl going door to door sellign their religion.. most of them I either subtley try to convert or I just downright light them on fire....but a while ago durign a period of my life when I was out fo work.. a woman came knocking at my door mid afternoon on a wendsday...she was unmarried and hot, and said somethign about some christian magazine or another.. so I went alogn with it and all was goign well untill i got a job and then never saw her again.... once again affording to live gets in the way of a good shot at being dubbed a god by the obvious authorities on the subject
oh well...she would have run screamign if she had known that at that time I was studyign wicca 
along the note of the peoepl going door to door sellign their religion.. most of them I either subtley try to convert or I just downright light them on fire....but a while ago durign a period of my life when I was out fo work.. a woman came knocking at my door mid afternoon on a wendsday...she was unmarried and hot, and said somethign about some christian magazine or another.. so I went alogn with it and all was goign well untill i got a job and then never saw her again.... once again affording to live gets in the way of a good shot at being dubbed a god by the obvious authorities on the subject
oh well...she would have run screamign if she had known that at that time I was studyign wicca I'm thinking about not thinking which when you think about it really makes the whole thing kind of thoughtless.
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Stumpy, those are some good ones 
. I'm skeered 
that I know people like some of those
. I'm skeered that I know people like some of those [img]http://lastdynasty.net/pics/sassysig.jpg[/img]
Work like you don't need the money, love
like you've never been hurt, and dance like you do when nobody's watching."
Work like you don't need the money, love
like you've never been hurt, and dance like you do when nobody's watching."