Bored... Pharming...Joke Thread!

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Bored... Pharming...Joke Thread!

Post by Rathgryn » Sat May 24, 2003 5:54 pm

So, the Dereth is plunged into primordial darkness once again, and I'm sitting here bored and angry cause I planned on doing some quests today. In order to remedy that boredom, how about some humor? Let's tell some jokes (keep em clean, and microsoft directed if possible), or copy them from joke sites if you aren't that funny, and get a joke thread going till the servers come back.



Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.

"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."

"Sure," says the GM chairman. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"
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Post by Lil Meggy » Sat May 24, 2003 6:03 pm

I wish I was funny enough to think of some good jokes :(
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Post by Lil Meggy » Sat May 24, 2003 6:17 pm

Well playing with worthless cartoons that don't put much though to them always make me laugh :lol: http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/cartoons/
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Post by stumpy wallace » Sat May 24, 2003 10:51 pm

ummm there's already a joke thread...

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Post by luang » Sun May 25, 2003 9:53 am

Meggy, that link is SO full of dangerous stuff...

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