You approach the "Ball of Gunk" and pick it up... (remember, it didn't spawn under your feet, you had to walk to get it... it was on the ground for some time).
Now.... the rest of the story.
Behold' says, "hey"
Behold' tells you, "gimme that back"
You tell Behold', "=O"
Behold' tells you, "the gunk ball"
You give Behold' Ball of Gunk.
You tell Behold', "Ummmmmmmm ok. Next time.. a please?"
You give Behold' Ball of Gunk. (See, even nice enough to give him one of my very own "Balls of Gunk")
Behold' tells you, "not necessary when its mine to begin with"
You tell Behold', "Ummm no, I didn't steal it.. so... how did it end up in my posession?"
Behold' tells you, "but if this will help, please dont take my balls of gunk"
Behold' tells you, "i dunno, how did it?"
Behold' tells you, "you picked it up"
You tell Behold', "Yes, I picked something up off the ground...... and...??"
Behold' tells you, "and it was mine, maybe ill inscribe them"
You tell Behold', "Here, there is a strange stick I just picked up, is that yours also?"
Behold' tells you, "no cause the game spawned it"
You tell Behold', "Sorry fella' wrong excuse.. balls of gunk don't spawn on the ground."
Behold' tells you, "ok.. exactky"
Behold' tells you, "exactly"
Behold' tells you, "which means someone dropped it"
Behold' tells you, "and considering i was right by it, i might or might not want it"
You tell Behold', "EXACTLY
"You tell Behold', "I was figuring... ya' didn't.. seeing as how ya' dropped it.. but.. excuse my presuption of the obvious."
A few minutes later, What do I hear but... My 6th sense going off with "Ball of Gunk".
Yes ladies and Gentlemen, the moron dropped it on the ground again.
So, I walk up and...
You say, "That one yours too?"
Behold' says, "read it"
Behold' says, "read the inscript"
(I pick up the Ball of Gunk)
- Inscription -
"Behold''s ball of gunk, DO NOT PICK IT UP OFF THE GROUND!!!" - Behold'
Behold' says, "so... how about you hand me that ball o gunk plz?"
You say, "Well, seeing as how I gave you two, maybe I'll keep this one.. smartass."
(At this point, I take out one of my 5 Balls of Gunk (since I had given him my 6th, and I make a NEW inscription, just for him))
- Inscription -
"My Ball of Gunk" - Pee-Wee
You give Behold' Ball of Gunk.
Your patron Lucky Battle says to you, "Behold' tells you, "it appears that your vassal pee-wee is stealing the ball of gunks i put on the ground to attract fish""
(At this point, I literally laugh out loud)
Your patron Lucky Battle says to you, "don't do that anymore or I have to give you a spanking"
You say to your Patron, "No, I didn't steal anything.... You can read the post in a little while, when I finish."
You tell Behold', "How is it I stole a ball of gunk, when you came out with one more than you had?"
Behold' tells you, "i asked you nicely for it back and .. Pee-Wee says, "Well, seeing as how I gave you two, maybe I'll keep this one.. smartass.""
Behold' tells you, "i didnt ask for it, you gave it to me, thus theyre both mine...."
Your patron Lucky Battle says to you, "then again ... I don't know how you can steal gunk that he placed on the ground ... but thats between you two"
You tell Behold', "And, just as anything on the ground is fair game... So is the one I gave you. Or, can I say I just put it on you to hold for me? That sounds just as crazy."
Behold' tells you, "but, it was inscribed by me"
You tell Behold', "dude, had you just asked "nicely" as you said, the FIRST time, this would not be an issue, now would it?"
ou tell Behold', "On the serious side man. Honestly, putting them on the ground does not do anything for attracting fish."
Behold' tells you, "of course not, but i can if i believe it does cant i?"
You tell Al'Qua Traz, "AHH"
Al'Qua Traz tells you, "AHHHHHHH"
You tell Behold', "sure, but, putting things on the ground, and EXPECTING people to give them back is highly presumptuous. I was even nice enough to give you one MORE back."
You tell Behold', "THAT my friend, is kindness."
Behold' tells you, "yes but i didnt ask for it and then you called me a smartass"
Behold' tells you, "so was it even worth it to give it to me?"
You tell Behold', "Obviously not... I guess. Just as it wasn't worth giving the original one back either. Two acts of generosity turned ugly."
Behold' tells you, "i didnt tell you to say what you said"
You tell Behold', "but this started long before what I said.. so, that's a mute point."
Some people... Are just clueless.
Ugh.. I don't like my chances now. He appears to be a can short of a sixpack.
