Poor guy!

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Its long but worth reading!

TEQUILA!!!!! A guy walks into a bar and notices a very large jar on the counter andsees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. The man guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it. He approachesthe bartender and asks, "What's up with the jar?" "Well, you pay ten dollars and, if you pass three tests, you get all themoney." The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. "What are the threetests?" Pay first," says the bartender. "Those are the rules." So the man gives him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar. "OK," the bartender says, "here's what you need to do. First, you have to drink that entire gallon of pepper tequila. The wholething, all at once... and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth. Youhave to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Third, there's a 90 year-old woman upstairs who has never reached orgasmduring intercourse. You've gotta make things right for her." The man is stunned. "I know I paid my 10 bucks, but I'm not an idiot!I won't do it! You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila,and then do those other things." "Your call," says the bartender, "but your money stays where it is." As time goes on and the man has a few drinks, then a few more, he asks,"Wherez zat teeqeelah?" He grabs the gallon with both hands and downsit with a big slurp. Tears are streaming down both cheeks, but hedoesn't make a face. Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and soon allthe people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy, scuffle going on outside. They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull yelping,and then....silence. Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back intothe bar, with his shirt ripped, and large bloody scratches all over hisbody. "Now," he says, "where's the old woman with the sore tooth?"

[Todtstoy]